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All I Want for Christmas Is a Vampire audiobook

  • By: Kerrelyn Sparks
  • Narrator: Coleen Marlo
  • Category: Fiction, General, Romance
  • Length: 10 hours 27 minutes
  • Publisher: HarperAudio
  • Publish date: March 29, 2011
  • Language: English
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All I Want for Christmas Is a Vampire Audiobook Summary

Toni Davis’s Christmas wish list

1. Springing my best friend from the psych ward.

2. Living somewhere that doesn’t have coffins in the basement. Occupied coffins.

3. Finding Mr. Right. Please make him tall, dark, handsome, and alive.

This Christmas isn’t so merry for Toni. Her best friend’s been locked up in a mental hospital ever since she told the police she was attacked by vampires, and the only way for Toni to get her out is to prove that bloodsuckers really do exist. So she’s taken a job as a bodyguard for the Undead, but she gets more than she bargained for, especially when she meets Ian MacPhie, a Scottish rascal looking for Ms. Right.

Although Ian’s nearly five centuries old, he looks and acts like a twenty-seven-year-old hunk.

How can a dead man be so damn sexy? Could Mr. Wrong be Mr. Right? One forbidden kiss could lead to an eternity of passion–and all it takes is one moment under the mistletoe . . .

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All I Want for Christmas Is a Vampire Audiobook Narrator

Coleen Marlo is the narrator of All I Want for Christmas Is a Vampire audiobook that was written by Kerrelyn Sparks

Kerrelyn Sparks is the bestselling author of the Love at Stake series, which has hit as high as number 5 on the New York Times list and 22 on the USA Today list. Kerrelyn is honored that her band of merry vampires and shifters is spreading love and laughter worldwide in fourteen different languages.

About the Author(s) of All I Want for Christmas Is a Vampire

Kerrelyn Sparks is the author of All I Want for Christmas Is a Vampire

All I Want for Christmas Is a Vampire Full Details

Narrator Coleen Marlo
Length 10 hours 27 minutes
Author Kerrelyn Sparks
Category
Publisher HarperAudio
Release date March 29, 2011
ISBN 9780062097514

Subjects

The publisher of the All I Want for Christmas Is a Vampire is HarperAudio. includes the following subjects: The BISAC Subject Code is Fiction, General, Romance

Additional info

The publisher of the All I Want for Christmas Is a Vampire is HarperAudio. The imprint is HarperAudio. It is supplied by HarperAudio. The ISBN-13 is 9780062097514.

Global Availability

This book is only available in the United States.

Goodreads Reviews

Jessica's

May 25, 2017

I freaking love Ian!!!!!

Julie (jjmachshev)

November 27, 2008

Reviewed for queuemyreview.com; book release Nov08Humor and romance with just the right amount of heat, that would be my short description of “All I Want for Christmas is a Vampire” by Kerrelyn Sparks. This book is part of her ‘Love at Stake’ series about vampires in the modern world and I think the series has improved with each book she’s written. They’re certainly not ‘serious reads’, but if you’re looking for a book that will leave you with a grin, this is a good series to try.Toni is a woman on a mission. Her best friend and soul sister is currently incarcerated in a psych ward. She was attacked by vampires but nobody (including Toni at first) believed her. Well, being the great friend she is, Toni sets out to prove the existence of vampires. When she herself is attacked by ‘bad’ vampires and then saved by a ‘good’ vampire (although she really can’t believe there is such a thing as a good vampire), she becomes a believer. She even goes so far as to become a daytime bodyguard for the sleeping vamps! Now if she can just find some proof, she can spring her friend and go back to her normal life. Ian is nearly 500 years old, but until recently he has resembled the 15-year-old lad he was when he became a vampire. When his boss invented a ‘stay-awake’ drug for vamps, an unintended side effect was aging one year for every day a vamp spent on the drug. While most vamps would shudder in horror, this was a dream come true for Ian who is truly tired of all the consequences of looking like a youngster. He’s ready to find his true love and settle down for an eternity of wedded bliss, with a vampire that is. Because there’s no way his true love could be a human…right?What a pair! Toni is having a hard time getting over her vicious attack. How could she ever be attracted to a vampire? And poor Ian with his 15th century values can’t believe he’s having such a hard time finding THE vamp for him. He’s so drawn to Toni who has all the qualities he’s looking for in a woman…except she’s alive. ‘Watching’ these two come together is better than any soap opera. Ian’s efforts at wooing will have you in stitches. Especially once his friend helps him out by putting his information in an online dating service! Hilarity ensues. But these two are actually perfect for each other. They just need to get over their prejudices and realize that there are good and bad in every race and every situation…finding the good just takes more work. Too true.There are really only two things that relate to the Christmas referenced in the title, other than the time of year the book is set. A party full of male vamps in Santa suits is one, and I don’t want to give away the other although it will have you saying, “Awww, that’s so sweet.” Probably one of the most creative uses of Santa and Christmas I’ve read in a humorous romance.“All I Want for Christmas is a Vampire” is a book to read on a cold day, beside a warm fire, with a glass of your favorite beverage by your side. The heat generated by this pair of lovers will warm you up a bit, and the interplay between them will keep you laughing. Kerrelyn Sparks will give you a few hours of escape from your holiday chores with this sparkling tale.

Sara Kate

August 13, 2016

I really enjoyed this one! Very unexpected. This is usually my silly go toseries to get some good vampire fluff in my life to have a good laugh. Even though I did laugh....this one felt a bit more serious and I enjoyed the story a lot. Loved Ian (sigh) that Scottish, kilt wearing man just looking for his eternal love. Just melts your heart. The chemistry between him and Toni was present and the ending was super sweet. This totally hit the spot for me today.

Natasha

October 17, 2010

Another winner from Sparks! All I want for Christmas is a Vampire is the fifth novel in the Love At Stake series, and honestly I am really enjoying the series. Sparks really knows how to write a paranormal romance story. I must admit I was really looking forward to this book after reading The Undead Next Door(book 4). Ian was a reoccurring character throughout the series, and he's been one of my favorites, so I couldn't wait to see him "all grown up" and finding love. Ian is nearly 5 centuries old, and looked like a 15 year old for all his life. Until recently, when he took a drug that makes a vampire stay awake during sunlight, but also ages then a year for each day they take it. The process was painful, but it was worth it for Ian to be a man and to find a woman that loved him for himself. Ian is a very likable and now sexy male, I enjoyed his POV and his story.Toni is a very beautiful woman but life just isn't easy for her. At first I didn't know what to think of Toni, but I easy started to like her. She's strong, tough, and is loyal to those she loves. Anyone would be grateful to have a friend like Toni If only Toni believed that. She has doubts about herself, when she shouldn't. She's had a sad past, so now she hopes for a better future. Which I don't blame her. Honestly, I really liked her character. She was easy to read along with, not a ditsy girl, or a girl too rough, that is obviously not a read woman with feelings. Toni and Ian make a great couple. Their chemistry was exciting and their personalities really shone throughout the book. If you are a fan of Lynsay Sands and other Vampire Romance authors, then this is the series for you. Your guaranteed a great, light read, with likable characters and excellent romance. I highly recommend you read this series!

TJ

May 10, 2010

Before considering the rating of any book, one must consider the book itself and what it sets out to do. This book, and the series "Love At Stake" as a whole, isn't going for deep philosophical meanings in writing. It is just light, enjoyable fun! The plots are entertaining and the characters both humorous and endearing. Ian, the hero/vamp in this book is especially so. He is sweet and lovable, the kind you just want to hug, but also a perfectly capable, potentially lethal warrior. What's not to enjoy? His counterpart, Toni, is just as endearing, a woman who is loyal but somewhat broken, who is trying to do the right thing by springing her best friend out of an institution for believing in vampires. Nothing heavy, just great, slightly skewed romance!

Debra

June 06, 2022

4.75 StarsTickles your funny bone. Makes you feel all warm & fuzzy inside. Progresses smoothly and quickly. Builds on all the different relationships and characters from previous books in the series and brings in new ones. Never a dull moment. Absolutely a fun and delightful read!

Muse

December 17, 2010

This is the one I read first. After zipping through this one (I couldn't put it down!) I quickly found the rest in the series. You don't have to read them in order. She is very good at recapping major events without spoilers. She doesn't summarize past books, like so many other authors and honestly,

Samantha (Book Lover's Cozy Cafe)

October 17, 2014

this is by far my favorite of the series, I just Love Ian, i'm so glad he got his HEA! Toni's friend Sabrina, gosh I wanted to smack her quite a few times, I hope she grows out of her animosity. Carlos I knew, just knew something was different about him. This series is turning out to be really good, I think I've enjoyed all but the second book of this series. I cannot wait to read more of it. It's becoming highly addictive to me.

Lisa

August 28, 2010

Effing hysterical! I laughed throughout the entire book. Kerrelyn Sparks is my hero! Not only does she create wicked shmexi characters, she makes them funny as all get out. Love, love LOVE Ian. There's nothing sexier than a man with an accent. And a Scottish accent? SWOON! Off to buy the rest of the series. Woot!

Mary

February 26, 2011

This was the first book I read from K. Sparks and I loved it. Love the style of writing. The Scottish words/language made the story more lifelike. Good romance. Good humor. It had a HEA ending. I'd love to read others in the series.

Cindy

December 30, 2020

Another good book by a favorite author.

Emma

December 27, 2021

Skipping over the embarrassment of the books poor marketing team and giving this book the four stars it deserves.

Bronwyn

January 11, 2011

This was another great story in the Kerrelyn Sparks Love at Stake Series.Ian MacPhie has been a vampire for nearly 500 years but he was turned when he was only 15 and he is always treated as a teenager and is tired of it. In the last book “The Undead Next Door” he took a drug to stay awake during the day and he has aged 12 years and now he wants to find his Mrs Right. He goes to his friend Vanda at her vampire nightclub “Horny Devil’s” and she does a profile for him and puts it on an internet dating site. He gets lots of hits and is very popular but in the meantime he has a tangle with the new day time security officer working for McKay Security at Roman Draganeski’s townhouse, Toni Davis.Toni Davis was saved by Connor Buchanan (a good vampire) while being attacked by Malcontents (bad vampires) and teleported back to Romatech (the facility that makes synthetic blood and other products for vampires). After saving her life Connor offers Toni to have her memory erased or a job with McKay Security – she wants to find out more about the vampires so she takes the job and falls in love with Ian. She also finds out more than she bargained for about her friend & neighbour Carlos.I just love this series, we get to meet each of the earlier characters in most of the books and I just love the Scottish vampires in their kilts.

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