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Crap Kingdom audiobook

  • By: D. C. Pierson
  • Narrator: D. C. Pierson
  • Category: Epic, Fantasy, YOUNG ADULT FICTION
  • Length: 7 hours 41 minutes
  • Publisher: Blackstone Publishing
  • Publish date: January 01, 2013
  • Language: English
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Crap Kingdom Audiobook Summary

The Chosen One must be retrieved from Earth.He will bring down the wall and restore the kingdom to glory.His name is Tom Parking.

With this mysterious yet oddly ordinary-looking prophecy, Tom’s fate is sealed: he’s been plucked from his life and whisked away to a magical kingdom to be its Chosen One.

There’s just one problem–the kingdom is mostly made of garbage from Earth. Okay, well, two problems, the second being that the king hates Tom. Also, the princess likes to wear fake mustaches. And being Chosen One seems to consist mainly of cleaning out rats’ noses at the Royal Rat-Snottery.

So, basically, the kingdom sucks.

When Tom turns down the job of Chosen One, he thinks he’s making a smart decision. But when Tom discovers he’s been replaced by his best friend Kyle, who’s always been cooler, more athletic, and better with girls, Tom wants Crap Kingdom back–at any cost. And the hilarity that ensues will determine the fate of the universe.

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Crap Kingdom Audiobook Narrator

D. C. Pierson is the narrator of Crap Kingdom audiobook that was written by D. C. Pierson

D. C. Pierson is one-fifth of the popular sketch comedy group Derrick, whose videos have been viewed over 250 million times online. He cowrote and costarred in their feature film Mystery Team, which went to Sundance in 2009, was released theatrically by Roadside Attractions, and is available on DVD from Lionsgate. His first novel, The Boy Who Couldn’t Sleep and Never Had To, won an Alex Award for adult books with special appeal for teen readers from the American Library Association. He lives in Hollywood, California.

About the Author(s) of Crap Kingdom

D. C. Pierson is the author of Crap Kingdom

Crap Kingdom Full Details

Narrator D. C. Pierson
Length 7 hours 41 minutes
Author D. C. Pierson
Category
Publisher Blackstone Publishing
Release date April 25, 2024
ISBN 9781620647486

Subjects

The publisher of the Crap Kingdom is Blackstone Publishing. includes the following subjects: The BISAC Subject Code is Epic, Fantasy, YOUNG ADULT FICTION

Additional info

The publisher of the Crap Kingdom is Blackstone Publishing. The imprint is Blackstone Publishing. It is supplied by Blackstone Publishing. The ISBN-13 is 9781620647486.

Global Availability

This book is only available in the United States.

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