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Dirty Jokes and Beer audiobook

  • By: Drew Carey
  • Narrator: Drew Carey
  • Length: 2 hours 42 minutes
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio
  • Publish date: January 01, 1997
  • Language: English
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Dirty Jokes and Beer Audiobook Summary

Grammy Award Nominee for Best Spoken Word Album!

We all know Drew Carey from his award-winning stand-up career, and his hit
television show, but do we really Drew Carey, the person? In his first book, the
bawdy and irreverent DIRTY JOKES AND BEER, find out about all the many sides to
this misunderstood Hollywood star:

The Health Conscious Drew: They say that exercise and proper diet are the keys to
a longer, healthier life. Oh well…Watch for my next book, “How I Died While
Jogging.”


Drew the Lover: I read the Forum letters in Penthouse thinking that I could
learn from them. I remember thinking sometimes when I was having sex, “Lets see
now. How did ‘Surprised in Cincinnati’ do it?”…If a
Playboy Playmate said in
her questionnaire that she liked a guy in tight pants, I would go out and buy
some tight pants. If she said she liked well-endowed men with big muscles and
hairy chests, I would cry.


And Drew’s formula that took him from a lonely teenager to a successful mega-
star…avoid cheap cologne and cheesy bikini underwear. Don’t expect sex on the
first date, and never pay more than twenty dollars for a lap dance
.

All this, plus a section that Drew calls “…kind of Drew Carey in the Fourth
Dimension [but] still close enough to the real Drew to scare me.”

This audiobook contains adult language.

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Dirty Jokes and Beer Full Details

Narrator Drew Carey
Length 2 hours 42 minutes
Author Drew Carey
Publisher Simon & Schuster Audio
Release date April 25, 1997
ISBN 9780743572255

Subjects

The publisher of the Dirty Jokes and Beer is Simon & Schuster Audio. includes the following subjects: The BISAC Subject Code is HUMOR, General

Additional info

The publisher of the Dirty Jokes and Beer is Simon & Schuster Audio. The imprint is Simon & Schuster Audio. It is supplied by Simon & Schuster Audio. The ISBN-13 is 9780743572255.

Global Availability

This book is only available in the United States.

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