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Glop audiobook

  • By: Gabrielle Moss
  • Narrator: Tavia Gilbert
  • Category: Adult, HUMOR, Topic
  • Length: 4 hours 15 minutes
  • Publisher: HarperAudio
  • Publish date: December 06, 2016
  • Language: English
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Glop Audiobook Summary

A wickedly funny, full-color, illustrated sendup of the trendy lifestyle publication GOOP.

What is Glop?

Glop is a business and a website. But Glop is also a feeling. It’s about picking the right expensive organic eye cream that will make you fit seamlessly into the top tiers of high society and sits next to Bono at a 42-course seitan tasting dinner held in a sex dungeon deep beneath the North Pole. Glop is about being conscious to the tiny details of our lives–what to eat, where to buy your cashmere yoga pants, which juice cleanse will remove the most mercury toxins from both your body and your cashmere yoga pants. Glop is about you.

In this scathingly humorous parody, Gabrielle Moss skewers the vanity, elitism, and silliness of the lifestyle website everyone loves to hate. Here are favorite recipes, detoxes, activities, cleanses, beauty tips, juice cleanses, vacation destinations, and a selection of hand creams that will open your third eye–plus lots of celebrity namedropping and more.

Glop includes everything from the silly to sublime–make-at-home stem cell moisturizing repair masques, weekend colonics, restorative yoga poses (for when Sting is mad at you about that thing you did), and even the freshest bones for your bone broth. Here, too, are G’s essential tips on parenthood, relationships, work and finances, entertaining, food (well, maybe not food), spirituality, beauty, fashion, home, gifts, kids, and more. Nothing in Glop is sacred–except for a few Indian cows you can’t afford.

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Glop Audiobook Narrator

Tavia Gilbert is the narrator of Glop audiobook that was written by Gabrielle Moss

Gabrielle Moss has written for Slate, GQ.com, Bitch magazine, The Hairpin, Bustle, and many other fine publications. She lives in New York.

About the Author(s) of Glop

Gabrielle Moss is the author of Glop

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Glop Full Details

Narrator Tavia Gilbert
Length 4 hours 15 minutes
Author Gabrielle Moss
Category
Publisher HarperAudio
Release date December 06, 2016
ISBN 9780062664075

Subjects

The publisher of the Glop is HarperAudio. includes the following subjects: The BISAC Subject Code is Adult, HUMOR, Topic

Additional info

The publisher of the Glop is HarperAudio. The imprint is HarperAudio. It is supplied by HarperAudio. The ISBN-13 is 9780062664075.

Global Availability

This book is only available in the United States.

Goodreads Reviews

Maggie

January 07, 2020

I love Gabrielle's sense of humor, and in these super serious times all I want every now & then is to be given permission to laugh at how stupid everything is

Nancy

April 29, 2021

A work of satire parodying Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop. So, it gets really funny with its honest relay of sarcastic recollection of all the uber-rich eccentricities. Gabrielle Moss has let out an effortless stream of humorous jabs taken at certain expensive lifestyle rituals of the people who are affording and basking in them. A book for you to sit back and laugh deliriously on the stupid practices of our times.

Bruce

March 15, 2018

Sort of innocent when I obtained this, and having read it, am glad that I did not know of the level of pretentious which it is mocking. But now. having run into some of the material which this book rebuffs, I will rate it four stars for being right on, and slam-dunk in the face of the shams which are presented as journalism/advice/whatever today.

Amanda

August 01, 2018

This is a funny, bitingly sarcastic read. It was fun to flip through from time to time and there were definitely laugh out loud moments. I haven't read the real GOOP, but I'm sure it's totally ridiculous. This reminded me of Annabel Porter's Bloosh -- now pardon me, I need to go polish my oyster forks with a cage-free olive oil rub.

Kaila

May 04, 2018

I laughed out loud several times. Favorites include "My Best Organic Beauty Secret: Being Born to Extremely Attractive Parents" and "Solving the Cultural Appropriation Dilemma by Appropriating from Cultures That Don't Exist"

Lexy

November 12, 2018

The Gwyneth Paltrow "Goop" parody I didn't know I needed. Some parts were a little repetitive, but there were definitely some moments that had me laughing out loud.

Grace

October 06, 2020

Hilarious, cheeky and witty writing. So many LOL moments. Absolutely recommended for regular consumers of health/wellness content.

Stefanie

June 07, 2019

Hilarious.

Collette

March 18, 2018

Well writtenFunny with great writing. A very clever idea well executed. Whether or not you're familiar with the website she's making fun of it's an enjoyable read.

Ben

December 10, 2016

Having never read Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop, I wasn't sure this book was for me. But as a dedicated reader of Moss's Bustle articles I gave it a shot, and it turns out Glop is the funniest book I've read in years. It reads almost like a classic-era Mad magazine or National Lampoon, with a sharp and elaborate wit that packs a dizzying amount of jokes into its pages (The New Yorker's preview is a good indication of the book's humor). Moss's skewering of celebrity lifestyle zines is incisive, yet never malicious--Glop even shows a touching appreciation for the kind of clueless self-confidence that lets something like Goop thrive. I laughed out loud, I gasped, I didn't want it to end. Bravo, Gabrielle Moss!

TJL

January 03, 2020

God, I love this book.The bit about "eating bees" was probably my favorite part.

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