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How May I Offend You Today? audiobook

  • By: Susannah B. Lewis
  • Narrator: Susannah B. Lewis
  • Category: HUMOR, Religion, Topic
  • Length: 4 hours 29 minutes
  • Publisher: Thomas Nelson
  • Publish date: October 20, 2020
  • Language: English
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How May I Offend You Today? Audiobook Summary

USA Today bestselling author Susannah B. Lewis (creator of Whoa! Susannah) is back with another hilarious take on what so many people are thinking but are afraid to say aloud.

Millions of online fans have flocked to Susannah B. Lewis’s hysterical, take-no-prisoners rants about her pet peeves in everyday life. Now, in How May I Offend You Today?, Lewis turns her trademark humor to ordinary events that work her nerves–from people who wear T-shirts with indecent images to public displays of affection in the plumbing aisle of Lowe’s–while keeping a wry eye on herself and her own temptation to vent grievances “like a teenage girl in overalls and Birkenstocks.”

Weaving together anecdotes from her distinctly Southern life with frequent references to the Bible, what she calls “our manual for living,” Lewis says what many of us have thought, and in the process she encourages us to stand firm in our views. The witty yet down-to-earth banter and uplifting, inspirational message of How May I Offend You Today? gives listeners everywhere the boost necessary to make it through even their most trying days.

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How May I Offend You Today? Audiobook Narrator

Susannah B. Lewis is the narrator of How May I Offend You Today? audiobook that was written by Susannah B. Lewis

Susannah B. Lewis is a humorist, blogger for Whoa! Susannah, and freelance writer whose work has appeared in numerous publications. The author of Can’t Make This Stuff Up! and Bless Your Heart, Rae Sutton, Lewis studied creative writing at Jackson State Community College and earned her bachelor’s degree in business management from Bethel College. She lives in Tennessee with her husband, Jason, their three children, and three dogs. Visit her online at whoasusannah.com; Facebook: @whoasusannah; Instagram: @whoasusannahblog; TikTok: @whoasusannah.

About the Author(s) of How May I Offend You Today?

Susannah B. Lewis is the author of How May I Offend You Today?

How May I Offend You Today? Full Details

Narrator Susannah B. Lewis
Length 4 hours 29 minutes
Author Susannah B. Lewis
Category
Publisher Thomas Nelson
Release date October 20, 2020
ISBN 9781400208067

Subjects

The publisher of the How May I Offend You Today? is Thomas Nelson. includes the following subjects: The BISAC Subject Code is HUMOR, Religion, Topic

Additional info

The publisher of the How May I Offend You Today? is Thomas Nelson. The imprint is Thomas Nelson. It is supplied by Thomas Nelson. The ISBN-13 is 9781400208067.

Global Availability

This book is only available in the United States.

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