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How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday audiobook
- By: James Breakwell
- Narrator: James Breakwell
- Category: HUMOR, Marriage & Family, Topic
- Length: 4 hours 39 minutes
- Publisher: Blackstone Publishing
- Publish date: January 01, 2020
- Language: English
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How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday Audiobook Summary
The parenting humorist behind the viral Twitter account @XplodingUnicorn and author of Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse presents the long-awaited guide to surviving everything else.
In the era of instant parent shaming and viral hot takes, some questions are too dangerous to ask out loud: What’s the proper first aid for my toddler’s vampire bite? What should I do if I take a wrong turn on the way to soccer practice and end up in the Cretaceous Period? How can I fend off Godzilla without disrupting my child’s nap?
Fortunately, there’s now a parenting resource that answers those burning questions and many more.
Professional comedy writer and amateur father James Breakwell’s latest book tackles more than ninety survival challenges ordinary parents might encounter in their everyday lives, including
How to protect your child against tigers, penguins, mastodons, and other animals found in the suburbs;
How to defeat ghosts, gremlins, mummies, and any other supernatural force that might prevent you from getting your kid to bed on time; and
How to survive crashing horses, trains, hot air balloons, and other vehicles you might find in the carpool lane.
This is an essential guide for anyone who has children, might have children someday, or is vaguely aware children exist. Put this book down at your own–and your children’s–risk.
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How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday Audiobook Narrator
James Breakwell is the narrator of How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday audiobook that was written by James Breakwell
James Breakwell is a professional comedy writer and amateur father of four girls. His Twitter account @XplodingUnicorn has more than 640,000 followers who check in with him daily as he fails as a parent and as a human being. His comedy went viral in April 2016 when Buzzfeed featured his kid-centric jokes in an article that quickly drew more than two million views. His jokes have been featured by USA Today, US magazine, DailyMail.com, Metro.co.uk, Huffington Post, 9GAG, theCHIVE.com, CollegeHumor.com, various ABC and Fox TV news affiliates, and countless other TV, radio, and internet outlets.
About the Author(s) of How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday
James Breakwell is the author of How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday
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How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday Full Details
| Narrator | James Breakwell |
| Length | 4 hours 39 minutes |
| Author | James Breakwell |
| Category | |
| Publisher | Blackstone Publishing |
| Release date | April 20, 2024 |
| ISBN | 9781094099781 |
Subjects
The publisher of the How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday is Blackstone Publishing. includes the following subjects: The BISAC Subject Code is HUMOR, Marriage & Family, Topic
Additional info
The publisher of the How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday is Blackstone Publishing. The imprint is Blackstone Publishing. It is supplied by Blackstone Publishing. The ISBN-13 is 9781094099781.
Global Availability
This book is only available in the United States.
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