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Millenneagram Audiobook Summary

Buckle up, folks. It’s time to jump in, embrace your inner self, and release the things that are holding you back from wholeness. Enter the Millenneagram.

The Enneagram is an ancient personality typing system that has a sneaky way of revealing who we are and why we do the things we do. Using nine types, it gets to the root of our fears and motivations, unveiling our inner-most selves.

Millenneagram reinvigorates the Enneagram by putting a modern spin on the classic nine types. Hannah Paasch, creator of the popular #millenneagream threads on Twitter, reveals how this system acts as a map toward our authentic selves. For Hannah, the Enneagram is not about changing who we are, but rather nurturing and loving our whole selves, even the pain in the ass qualities. “Only from this position of wholeness, rootedness in who we are, what we believe, and what kind of story we are writing, will we be able to act bravely for the sake of justice and humanity – to approach our f*cked-up world with the grounded courage it asks of us.”

With her trademark irreverent humor and empowering affirmations, Millenneagram reframes the classic Enneagram types with a fresh perspective and new names that cut right to the chase:

#1 The Machine
“I’m an Enneagram 1 and I Can Fix This!”

#2 The Parent
“I’m an Enneagram 2 and Can I Get You a Refill?”

#3 The Winner
“I’m an Enneagram 3 and All I Do Is Win.”

#4 The Tortured Artist
“I’m an Enneagram 4 and I’m Deeper Than You.”

#5 The Detective
“I’m an Enneagram 5 and I Read an Article About That.”

#6 The Oracle
“I’m an Enneagram 6 and I’m Loyal as Fuck.”

#7 The Party
“I’m an Enneagram 7 so This Might Be Vodka In My Mug.”

#8 The Dragon
“I’m an Enneagram 8 so Nice Try, Bitch.”

#9 The Wallflower
“I’m an Enneagram 9 so Let’s Just All Chill Out, Dude.”

A powerful tool for self-discovery (that doesn’t take itself too seriously), Millenneagram is an invitation for introspection and growth. Hannah’s revamped Enneagram goes beyond simply identifying with a type: it gives us permission to be our truest, enough-as-is, bad-ass selves.

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Millenneagram Audiobook Narrator

Lori Prince is the narrator of Millenneagram audiobook that was written by Hannah Paasch

HANNAH PAASCH is the blogger and Twitter influencer behind #millenneagram. She also is credited with starting the #churchtoo movement, drawing attention to sexual misconduct within places of worship. She has been featured in Jezebel, Religion & Politics, ABC, Vox, America, Bustle, Teen Vogue, TIME, Mother Jones, HelloGiggles and more.

About the Author(s) of Millenneagram

Hannah Paasch is the author of Millenneagram

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Millenneagram Full Details

Narrator Lori Prince
Length 6 hours 8 minutes
Author Hannah Paasch
Category
Publisher HarperAudio
Release date May 07, 2019
ISBN 9780062872883

Subjects

The publisher of the Millenneagram is HarperAudio. includes the following subjects: The BISAC Subject Code is General, Personal Growth, Self-Help

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The publisher of the Millenneagram is HarperAudio. The imprint is HarperAudio. It is supplied by HarperAudio. The ISBN-13 is 9780062872883.

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This book is only available in the United States.

Goodreads Reviews

Lala

April 27, 2021

reading vlog https://youtu.be/cJ9MTlJz82I

Luke

May 19, 2019

I've been following Hannah on Twitter for years now, and I remember when the #Millenneagram hashtag first emerged. If I'm totally honest (Hannah, if you happen to read this, just know that I'm a 1 and much harsher with myself), I was put off by how "on-brand" and buzzword-y a lot of it was, but I also couldn't miss that underneath that was some really poignant articulations of the Enneagram. And not just poignant, but in some ways truly fresh and new, even to someone who's done a somewhat embarrassingly deep dive into it all. Soon enough, I was eagerly awaiting new posts under the hashtag, but shortly after that gave up Twitter for a while and was surprised to see when I returned that a book deal was in the works! I happened to check Amazon a week or two after it was published, found a surprisingly good deal, and ordered it on a whim –– and I'm really glad for that!As I mentioned, I've spent a good bit of time reading about the Enneagram both online and in books, and what I really appreciate most about Paasch's book is that it genuinely feels like it adds something vibrantly unique and worthwhile to the conversation. While it's marketed as a sort of lay expression of the Enneagram so simple and straightforward that even a millennial can understand it, I don't think that's where the need is (the fact that it's exploded in popularity among millennials in the past 3 years speaks to its longstanding resonance) or the impact. But don't get me wrong, I think it's got a really powerful impact! Sure, the language is certainly less academic (and much more colorful) and she makes a point to include personal anecdotes and pop culture references, but I would say rather than that making it feel simpler or more accessible, it makes it feel more relatable and intimate and human. An interesting phenomenon when reading other Enneagram writers is that their level of formality makes for a weird contrast; you feel exposed but kept at a distance. I would argue that the power of Paasch's hyper-personal writing style (down to the frequent second-person narrative) is that it shifts the aforementioned reading experience to help you feel seen and understood (rather than just exposed) because someone is holding your hand/pep-talking/slapping you in the face. And I found some real power in that! In fact, because of it, I feel like this book on its own has the potential to be a bit more catalyzing than a lot of the other more reflective, impersonal material. And honestly, I also appreciated that the approach was so distinct in its irreverence; some Enneagram writing takes itself awfully serious...Now that I've heralded the merits of the writing style, I will confess that it also inspired frequent eye rolls and there were points where her writer's voice felt grating and seemed to get in the way of the content. I just wanted to say, "We get it, you're edgy and hip, chill out.". But I guess you could say that's what makes it feel like a real person, which is hopefully high praise for a 4. And I suppose the book works best as a starting point (I'd argue a pretty good one for many) in that it follows a pretty standard format and structure, going type by type and breaking them up into triads. She does touch on the Instinctual Variants which is a bit more rare, and I definitely think this has some of the most nuanced, empathetic, and human descriptions of 5s that I've ever seen, and some really great details for 6s as well. I think my biggest unmet hope or desire from the book was a lack of exploration around the Enneagram's potential power for justice work and social transformation, which only emerged because she placed a unique emphasis on that in the intro and conclusion. It offers a framing that bookends the endeavor, in some ways justifying what can feel like naval-gazing with the merit of cultivating deep self-understanding and compassion that bears growth and creates opportunities for collective connection. That's a great start and I suppose a justice-oriented outcome in its own right from that perspective, but I would have really loved if she'd included a section for each type that explicitly explored ways their strengths and weaknesses play into the pursuit of social justice; that would have felt both really fresh and exciting and cohesive to her stated intentions. As a whole, though, this is a wonderful addition to the canon of Enneagram material and adds something really valuable to the conversation. It's also genuinely fun to read, which is a plus!

James

June 26, 2019

I picked this one up due to an interest in the enneagram and after following Hannah Paasch on Twitter for the last few years. I haven't listened to the associated podcast yet, but the writing here definitely reflects Hannah's style on social media! Don't pick this one up if swearing, casual language, and random asides are going to distract you - this is not written as a dry text. But don't let the style fool you into thinking it's light and insubstantial either. The author knows their stuff! Coming into reading this, I was pretty sure I was a "4" but confused about some aspects that seem to cross over into 5, 6 or 9 territory. This is the first text I've read that really confirmed and consolidated my understanding of my "4-ness," specifically as a 4w5. Moreso, it is written in a way that I felt heard and understood. I probably highlighted 3/4 of the chapter on my type! Hannah Paasch cares deeply about each type and each chapter is not just a clinical study but includes exhortations towards becoming true to yourself and really understanding and accepting why you are the way you are. Definitely worth a read if you're interested in the enneagram.

Rachel | All the RAD Reads

July 07, 2019

I loved this one. It’s unflinching and frank, it’s hilarious and honest, and it’s SO GOOD. It’s like the enneagram and Urban Dictionary got blended up together and this book came out, or like an old personality type got a new makeover, complete with tattoos and piercings and a sassy new outfit. I have loved following Hannah on Twitter for a while, and am just so, so, so glad she poured her heart and soul into these pages for us to have and learn from and love forever. I mean, anyone who calls enneagram Ones “The Machine” is someone who GETS IT. This one isn’t for your grandma or your preteens, but it’s definitely for anyone who wants to dive deeper into who they are and how to be the best version of that self (and who isn’t afraid to get hit hard with the truth in the process). It’s feisty and fiery and fun and fresh and I loved it, loved it, loved it.

Buddy

July 25, 2019

Despite apparently being written by Al Swearingen's daughter, this was a very helpful, fascinating, and practical approach to the enneagram. The chapter on 4s made me feel seen. Highly recommended.

Jessica

August 27, 2019

Obviously five stars, because it’s me. But also— her central premise is so important. I may have cried a little reading the conclusion? YAY

Jenn

April 24, 2019

If you’re like me, maybe you’ve struggled to find out which enneagram number you truly are. LOOK NO FURTHER! My family and I OBSESSED over this book this weekend, pouring hours into meaningful conversation working to better understand how we work as a family unit and how we are personally wired. I gained so much more knowledge and appreciation for the enneagram after reading this book. It makes total sense now! Hannah, YOU ROCK! This is a hilarious and true look at the enneagram that is a MUST read! You're going to want to add this to your library as soon as possible! Thank you Harper One for my gifted copy in exchange for my honest review.

Rebekah

May 07, 2020

Reading this has given me the jumpstart to do some long overdue self-reflection and introspection. I highly recommend this book if you’re looking to do the same! “Somewhere down there line the heart types received the message that who they were—their truest selves—was not entirely welcome. That they were not enough, of perhaps were just the wrong side of too much.”“...the Four crawls up into their imagination to second-guess themselves and everyone else involved in that moment until reality is just a distant memory.”“Stay outside the places that seek to diminish you, and wear that scarlet A with pride—then turn around and open the door you need opened. Don’t wait for an invitation or for permission. You won’t get either.”

Lauren

January 31, 2021

Funny, insightful. Very ... Millennial.

Jenn

June 19, 2019

Millenneagram was the perfect book for me to start a deeper dive in understanding the Enneagram as a whole. Before this, I had dabbled in reading up on my own number, but I was interested in learning more about all types. Not only do I feel like I have a better understanding of the Enneagram, but I've never felt as seen and understood after reading my own Enneagram number chapter. Wow. Paasch does such an amazing job at humanizing each of the types. From some of my own research online, I've seen some not-so-great descriptions of each of the types that made me cringe. While Paasch doesn't shy away from calling you out on your bullshit, she does it in such a way that invites you to recognize that that is not the only part of you, but rather, a place you go in while stressed. The Enneagram has been such a helpful tool for me to navigate the world as a Four. Paasch writes in a relatable, accessible way that I really appreciated as more of a casual connoisseur of the Enneagram. My only critique is that this book is full of pop culture references that appeal to millennials that I'm not sure if this book will stand the test of time or if it would be helpful to those in other generations. I guess only time will tell!

Marty

July 22, 2019

Well, shit. Ya know, I think of myself as well-learned on the enneagram and then I open up Hannah's book and discover page after page of insight. Millenneagram is some sort of bedazzled, curse-factory of gem-studded wisdom. I started learning this in 2016 with Ian Morgan Cron & Suzanne Stabile's The Road Back to You and then shortly after through a maze of websites and YouTube. Then Suzanne's The Path Between Us I love Suzanne's teaching. I've learned so much. I was sobered to read Hannah's hard-won reflections on self-discovery and understanding. Absolutely worth reading, as a primer for the enneagram or as ancillary to what you already know. I want to put some quotes in the review below, but before I selectively pull out some of my favorite bits I want to say a little about Hannah's writing style. I've seen it critiqued in reviews, and that's precisely why I feel like I should say something. If you aren't familiar with Hannah, go look at her Twitter. If that's too much for you, you'll probably have complaints with the book. But, and I can't fucking stress this enough, you really shouldn't. The book is brilliant. The writing style is authentically the way she communicates and she doesn't tone it down. It's Hannah teaching as Hannah. As she writes towards the end: "Do you really think you exist only to reject your urges and dreams? Honestly, what would be the point of you being born so wildly unique, just to be tamed and homogenized and beaten down to size?" I'm reminded of something from a Levi the Poet poem "Resentment" he wrote: "Someone will love it because it's honest, and someone will hate it because it's crude" and I think that fits here. But if that's a complaint, I hope you can get over it and see all the sparkle in this thing. It shines. Some favorite quotes:"We cannot be fully seen and fully known by anyone else if we cannot fully see and fully know ourselves." "Coming home can be a rather long journey when you've never been there before." "Maybe there's no one right way to be a good person, and maybe there's no advisory board signing off on who does and doesn't deserve badges.""You cannot earn the love you need."

Raeanne

May 20, 2020

When I worked in tax resolution, the company I worked for had a Enneagram specialist on the payroll. She would come in from time to time to help new employees find their number and consulted with the main boss man about his number and how it effected his work/office relationships (I assume). I was so taken aback when I first learned about my number (5w4), and was encouraged to read up on it (which I did). But it kinda fell to the wayside after I left that company. For some reason, I felt like looking into it again so I checked out this book from my library. I WAS BLOWN AWAY. Truth be told, I found the title a little corny at the beginning but this book reached me where others couldn't. The author wrote in a way that really made me understand my number, used lingo (for lack of a better word) that is super common with people my age, and was crazy positive. It was also pretty funny in places, and the book itself is gorgeous with all of the color coding in its layout. I couldn't help but walk away from this read wanting to dig myself out of my brain ruts, dig deep into integration, and in general work toward a better, truer self. I HIGHLY recommend, especially if you're 30 or younger and have never been exposed to the Enneagram before!

Donna

May 06, 2021

Bad language alert, although, since the author used my favorite swear word, I didn't mind much.It was a fairly basic coverage of the nine types, with a brief discussion of the 27 subtypes. What worked for me was the casual register in which the book was written. It was less like a typical--and sometimes dull--explanation of the topic, and more like a friend having a heart-to-heart discussion with the reader.I didn't learn anything new about the enneagram, but I thoroughly enjoyed reading the book.

Missy

March 08, 2021

I have recently (yes, I know I’m late to the game), been enjoying reading more about the enneagram. This book is hilarious, honest, kind and bold. I really want to be friends with the author now. Highly recommend if you want an easy intro to the enneagram.

Virginia

September 25, 2021

I like a well-done informal tone, but this one was way over the top, particularly in the intro. Otherwise, great info.And yes, Caroline, I read the whole thing.

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