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Stay Fit and Healthy until You’re Dead audiobook

  • By: Dave Barry
  • Narrator: Arte Johnson
  • Category: Form, HUMOR, Parodies
  • Length: 2 hours 4 minutes
  • Publisher: Blackstone Publishing
  • Publish date: January 01, 2013
  • Language: English
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Stay Fit and Healthy until You’re Dead Audiobook Summary

Fitness and vitality can be yours, writes Dave Barry–provided you have the discipline, drive, and the plain old-fashioned guts required to procure the necessary steroids. This manual may help, too, but you’ll just have to buy it and find out.

Barry on executive fitness: Today’s top executives eat teeny meals and run ten miles and play tennis and work out every day. Of course, they’re so busy getting fit that many don’t even know where their offices are. That’s why the entire US economy is now manufactured overseas.

Barry on fitness after death: A quick chill, to approximately 325 degrees below zero, yields a muscle tone that we normally associate only with world-class body builders and certain minerals.

Barry on nutrition: Every morning you should take a vitamin A pill, followed by a vitamin D, followed by an E, until you’ve spelled the healthful mnemonic phrase: “A DEAD CAD BAKED A BAD CAKE, ACE.” And eat all the fiber-rich foods you can shove down your throat; these would be mainly your cotton candy and your Slim Jims.

Barry on junk foods: White bread and refined sugar, if eaten, cause death within hours. So it’s important to watch what you eat, at least until you get it inside your mouth. After that it becomes pretty disgusting.

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Stay Fit and Healthy until You’re Dead Audiobook Narrator

Arte Johnson is the narrator of Stay Fit and Healthy until You’re Dead audiobook that was written by Dave Barry

Arte Johnson is a popular comedic actor who began his television career in the 1950’s. He is best known for his work on the television series Laugh-In, for which he received an Emmy. His audiobook performances include Ben Bova’s Mercury, Gabriel Brownstein’s The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and John Kennedy Toole’s Pulitzer Prize-winning tale A Confederacy of Dunces. He has also appeared in a host of television shows, including It’s Always Jan, December Bride, The Danny Thomas Show, and Hennesey.

About the Author(s) of Stay Fit and Healthy until You’re Dead

Dave Barry is the author of Stay Fit and Healthy until You’re Dead

Stay Fit and Healthy until You’re Dead Full Details

Narrator Arte Johnson
Length 2 hours 4 minutes
Author Dave Barry
Category
Publisher Blackstone Publishing
Release date April 19, 2024
ISBN 9781572705852

Subjects

The publisher of the Stay Fit and Healthy until You’re Dead is Blackstone Publishing. includes the following subjects: The BISAC Subject Code is Form, HUMOR, Parodies

Additional info

The publisher of the Stay Fit and Healthy until You’re Dead is Blackstone Publishing. The imprint is Blackstone Publishing. It is supplied by Blackstone Publishing. The ISBN-13 is 9781572705852.

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This book is only available in the United States.

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