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You Better Not Cry audiobook

  • By: Augusten Burroughs
  • Narrator: Augusten Burroughs
  • Length: 5 hours 56 minutes
  • Publisher: Macmillan Audio
  • Publish date: October 27, 2009
  • Language: English
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You Better Not Cry Audiobook Summary

You’ve eaten too much candy at Christmas…but have you ever eaten the face off a six-footstuffed Santa? You’ve seen gingerbread houses…but have you ever made your own gingerbread tenement? You’ve woken up with a hangover…but have you ever woken up next to Kris Kringle himself? Augusten Burroughs has, and in this caustically funny, nostalgic, poignant, and moving collection he recounts Christmases past and present–as only he could. With gimleteyed wit and illuminated prose, Augusten shows how the holidays bring out the worst in us and sometimes, just sometimes, the very, very best.

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You Better Not Cry Audiobook Narrator

Augusten Burroughs is the narrator of You Better Not Cry audiobook that was written by Augusten Burroughs

Augusten Burroughs is the author of Running with Scissors, Dry, Magical Thinking: True Stories, Possible Side Effects, A Wolf at the Table and You Better Not Cry. He is also the author of the novel Sellevision, which has been optioned for film. The film version of Running with Scissors, directed by Ryan Murphy and produced by Brad Pitt, was released in October 2006 and starred Joseph Cross, Brian Cox, Annette Bening (nominated for a Golden Globe for her role), Alec Baldwin and Evan Rachel Wood. Augusten’s writing has appeared in numerous magazines and newspapers around the world including The New York Times and New York Magazine. In 2005 Entertainment Weekly named him one of “The 25 Funniest People in America.” He resides in New York City and Western Massachusetts.

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Augusten Burroughs is the author of You Better Not Cry

You Better Not Cry Full Details

Narrator Augusten Burroughs
Length 5 hours 56 minutes
Author Augusten Burroughs
Publisher Macmillan Audio
Release date October 27, 2009
ISBN 9781427207746

Additional info

The publisher of the You Better Not Cry is Macmillan Audio. The imprint is Macmillan Audio. It is supplied by Macmillan Audio. The ISBN-13 is 9781427207746.

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This book is only available in the United States.

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