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You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning audiobook
- By: Celia Rivenbark
- Narrator: Celia Rivenbark
- Length: 3 hours 55 minutes
- Publisher: Macmillan Audio
- Publish date: September 01, 2009
- Language: English
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You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning Audiobook Summary
From the author of the bestselling classics We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you’ll shoot co’cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:
* Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
* How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
* Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
* Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
* Get yer Wassail on: It’s carolin’ time
* Airlines serving up one hot mess
* Action figure Jesus
* Why Clay Aiken ain’t marrying your glandular daughter
* And much more!
You Can’t Drink All Day if You Don’t Start in the Mornin’ is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
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You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning Audiobook Narrator
Celia Rivenbark is the narrator of You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning audiobook that was written by Celia Rivenbark
Celia Rivenbark is the author of the award-winning bestsellers Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank; Bless Your Heart, Tramp; Belle Weather; and You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning. We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier won a Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance (SIBA) Book Award for nonfiction and was a finalist for the James Thurber Prize for American Humor. Born and raised in Duplin County, North Carolina, Rivenbark grew up in a small house “with a red barn out back that was populated by a couple of dozen lanky and unvaccinated cats.” She started out writing for her hometown paper. She writes a weekly, nationally syndicated humor column for the Myrtle Beach Sun News. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.
About the Author(s) of You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning
Celia Rivenbark is the author of You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning
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You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning Full Details
| Narrator | Celia Rivenbark |
| Length | 3 hours 55 minutes |
| Author | Celia Rivenbark |
| Publisher | Macmillan Audio |
| Release date | September 01, 2009 |
| ISBN | 9781427207814 |
Additional info
The publisher of the You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning is Macmillan Audio. The imprint is Macmillan Audio. It is supplied by Macmillan Audio. The ISBN-13 is 9781427207814.
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This book is only available in the United States.
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