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If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? Audiobook

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Written by Marcy Roznick

Narrated by Bobcat Goldthwait

Published on October 25, 2011

Audio is 3 hours and 20 minutes

About If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?:

Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up

If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment’s peace. What really happens when you give in to your child’s tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point…while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf.

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Marcy Roznick and her husband live in New Jersey with their two sons, who they love even when they won’t shut the fuck up. This is her first book.
Miranda Lemming was born in Amarillo, Texas and received her schooling through The Cartooning Institute of Detroit. She has had an illustrious career in bumper sticker and t-shirt design. If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is her first book.

,“Finally adult themed depictions of children I can enjoy without getting my computer confiscated…again.” —Adam Carolla, comedian, father of two

If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? was published on October 25, 2011.

The If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? Audiobook is 3 hours and 20 minutes. Speechify has the Unabridged edition version of the audiobook.

Both the publication language and the narration language are in English.

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Subjects in If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?

If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? includes the following subjects: Topic / Marriage & Family. The BISAC Subject Code is HUMOR, Form, Parodies.

About the Author(s) of If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?

The author of If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is Marcy Roznick.

About the Narrator of If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? Audiobook

The narrator for the If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? Audiobook is Bobcat Goldthwait.

If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? Audiobook Additional Info

The imprint is Macmillan Audio. It is supplied by MPS. The ISBN-10 is 1427217661. The ISBN-13 is 9781427217660.

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