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Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog Audiobook

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Written by Lisa Scottoline

Narrated by Lisa Scottoline

Published on November 24, 2009

Audio is 1025 hours

About Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog:

A hilarious collection of stories from the life of The New York Times bestselling author of Look Again

At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline’s wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a woman’s perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007 and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, “I write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column there’s only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. I’m Italian.” The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline.

In this collection, you’ll laugh about:
• Being caught braless in the emergency room
• Betty and Veronica’s Life Lessons for Girls
• A man’s most important body part
• Interrupting as an art form
• A religion men and women can worship
• Real estate ads as porn
• Spanx are public enemy number one
• And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!

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At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline’s wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns.

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LISA SCOTTOLINE is the New York Times bestselling and Edgar Award-winning author of sixteen novels. There are 25 million copies of her books in print in the United States, and she has been published in twenty-five countries. A single mom, she has been named a “Fun, Fearless Female” by Cosmopolitan magazine. She lives in Pennsylvania with her daughter Francesca and an array of disobedient pets.

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“Mystery writer Lisa Scottoline’s clever observations are snappy and funny, and her narration of this collection of her “Chick Wit” columns for the Philadelphia Inquirer is fast paced, animated…and funny…Scottoline’s wit and wisdom are a treat.” —AudioFile, Earphones Award Winner

“This audiobook was made better by having been read by Ms. Scottoline herself, along with a guest appearance from her daughter, Francesca Serritella, because only she could have known the exact tone the story needed to be read in. Women and men alike will find something to laugh and smile about in this riotous romp.” —Simply Ali

Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog was published on November 24, 2009.

The Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog Audiobook is 1025 hours. Speechify has the Unabridged edition version of the audiobook.

Both the publication language and the narration language are in English.

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Subjects in Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog

Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog includes the following subjects: Essays. The BISAC Subject Code is Family & Relationships, General.

About the Author(s) of Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog

The author of Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is Lisa Scottoline.

About the Narrator of Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog Audiobook

The narrator for the Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog Audiobook is Lisa Scottoline.

Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog Audiobook Additional Info

The imprint is Macmillan Audio. It is supplied by MPS. The ISBN-10 is 1427209065. The ISBN-13 is 9781427209061.

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