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You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning Audiobook

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Written by Celia Rivenbark

Narrated by Celia Rivenbark

Published on September 1, 2009

Audio is 596 hours and 40 minutes

About You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning:

From the author of the bestselling classics We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you’ll shoot co’cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate

• How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life

• Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering

• Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?

• Get yer Wassail on: It’s carolin’ time

• Airlines serving up one hot mess

• Action figure Jesus

• Why Clay Aiken ain’t marrying your glandular daughter

• And much more!

You Can’t Drink All Day if You Don’t Start in the Mornin’ is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

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From the author of the bestsellers We’re Just Like You and Only Prettier comes a collection of essays so funny, you’ll shoot co’cola out of your nose.

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CELIA RIVENBARK is the author of Belle Weather, Stop Dressing Six-Year-Old Like A Skank, We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier and Your Heart, Tramp. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.

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“Rivenbark’s latest outing is a fantastic book that will keep you laughing at the minutiae of the world outside while giving you time to reflect on your own life.” —Book Reporter

“…one of those books that makes you laugh out loud and possibly even snort soda through your nose!” —Booking Mama

You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning was published on September 1, 2009.

The You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning Audiobook is 596 hours and 40 minutes. Speechify has the Unabridged edition version of the audiobook.

Both the publication language and the narration language are in English.

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Subjects in You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning

You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning includes the following subjects: . The BISAC Subject Code is HUMOR, Form, Essays.

About the Author(s) of You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning

The author of You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning is Celia Rivenbark. Celia Rivenbark is the author of the award-winning bestsellers Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank; Bless Your Heart, Tramp; Belle Weather; and You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning. We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier won a Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance (SIBA) Book Award for nonfiction and was a finalist for the James Thurber Prize for American Humor. Born and raised in Duplin County, North Carolina, Rivenbark grew up in a small house “with a red barn out back that was populated by a couple of dozen lanky and unvaccinated cats.” She started out writing for her hometown paper. She writes a weekly, nationally syndicated humor column for the Myrtle Beach Sun News. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.

About the Narrator of You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning Audiobook

The narrator for the You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning Audiobook is Celia Rivenbark.

You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning Audiobook Additional Info

The imprint is Macmillan Audio. It is supplied by MPS. The ISBN-10 is 142720781X. The ISBN-13 is 9781427207814.

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