Caroline Dooner

Caroline Dooner

Caroline Dooner is a humorist and storyteller. She spent years as a performer and dieting like it was her job (because it kind of was). After healing her relationship to food, she’s been sharing what she learned ever since. She lives with her anxious bernedoodle in Pennsylvania, and they’re just trying to live the simple life. She believes wholeheartedly in the healing powers of food and rest.

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The F*ck It Diet
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The F*ck It Diet
  • By: Caroline Dooner
  • Narrator: Caroline Dooner
  • Length: 7 hours 37 minutes
  • Publisher: HarperAudio
  • Publish date: March 26, 2019
  • Language: English
“The F*ck It Diet is not only hilarious, it is scientifically and medically sound. A must read for any chronic dieter.” -Christiane Northrup, MD, New York Times bestselling author of Women’s Bodies, Women’s Wisdom From... Read more
Tired as F*ck
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Tired as F*ck
  • By: Caroline Dooner
  • Narrator: Caroline Dooner
  • Length: 8 hours 31 minutes
  • Publisher: HarperAudio
  • Publish date: February 08, 2022
  • Language: English
  • (1366 ratings)
(1366 ratings)
Blending memoir and blistering social observations, the author of The F*ck It Diet looks back at her desperate attempts to heal her hunger, anxiety, and imperfections through extreme diets, culty self-help methods, and melodramatic bargains with the... Read more

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Confucius Confucius is perhaps the most important philosopher in history. Today, his teachings shape the daily lives of more than 1.6 billion people. Throughout East Asia, Confucius’s influence can be seen in everything from business practices and family relationships to educational standards and government policies. Even as western ideas from Christianity to Communism have bombarded the region, ... Read Book
The Destruction of Jerusalem The writings of Josephus contain one of the few historical accounts we have of the wars of the Jews and the first destruction of Jerusalem by Titus during the Roman occupation of Palestine in 70 A.D. This recording includes selections from The Wars of the Jews, written by Josephus during the reign of Vespasian. It features the arrival of the Roman army outside the city; a description of the ... Read Book
The Darwin Myth In the 150 years since the publication of Origin of Species, Charles Darwin’s reputation has wavered between two extremes–secular saint or heretic. But the truth is much more complicated than that. While he was by all accounts a kind and virtuous man, Darwin’s theory of evolution and natural selection has been one of the most destructive ideas in history. So who is Charles Darwin? What did ... Read Book
Evolution More than thirty years after his landmark book Evolution: A Theory in Crisis (1985), biologist Michael Denton revisits his earlier thesis about the inability of Darwinian evolution to explain the history of life. He argues that there remains “an irresistible consilience of evidence for rejecting Darwinian cumulative selection as the major driving force of evolution.” From the origin of life ... Read Book
Paris Echo American historian Hannah intends to immerse herself in World War II research in Paris, wary of paying too much attention to the city where a youthful misadventure once left her dejected. But a chance encounter with Tariq–a Moroccan teenager whose visions of the City of Lights as a world of opportunity and rebirth starkly contrast with her own–disrupts her plan. Hannah agrees to take Tariq in ... Read Book
Great Classic Hauntings Feel the breathtaking tingle of suspense. Share the captivating horror of the supernatural in these six complete stories presented by a masterful reader. This audio recording includes: “A Watcher by the Dead” by Ambrose Bierce: a corpse brings death, dereliction, and madness to those who would play with it.”The Body-Snatchers” by Robert Louis Stevenson: a never-ending demand for bodies ... Read Book
ALICE Boxed Set AL:ICE: Captain Jacob Thomas USMC is a divorced combat veteran just trying to get his life back on track. Returning to the Marine Corps after a failed attempt at reconciliation with his estranged wife, Jake volunteers for an experiment that catapults him into a future where humanity has been stripped of 200 years of technological advancements and more than half its population. With the help of a ... Read Book
Dawn Raid Sofia is like most twelve-year-old girls in New Zealand. How is she going to earn enough money for those boots? WHY does she have to give that speech at school? Who is she going to be friends with this year? It comes as a surprise to Sofia and her family when her big brother, Lenny, starts talking about protests, overstayers, and injustices against Pacific Islanders by the government. Inspired by ... Read Book
Survivor Song A propulsive and chillingly prescient novel of suspense and terror from the Bram Stoker award-winning author of The Cabin at the End of the World and A Head Full of Ghosts. “Absolutely riveting.” — Stephen King In a matter of weeks, Massachusetts has been overrun by an insidious rabies-like virus that is spread by saliva. But unlike rabies, the disease has a terrifyingly short incubation ... Read Book
Anyone but a Duke New York Times bestselling author Betina Krahn delivers an irresistible romance shimmering with light-hearted wit and thrilling twists . . . The youngest of four spirited American sisters, Sarah Bumgarten has studiously avoided her mother’s attempts to find her a titled husband among London’s aristocracy. Now, after an earl’s very public rejection, it seems her ideal mate will be anyone but ... Read Book
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