All she has to do is choose me!

Her man isn’t worth nothing. He never was. Maybe for a young woman, still a little girl that was looking for love, but was only interested in sexin’ … the man she’s been wasting years with was a good idea.

But you see, I’M here now. I’M the man she’s been dreaming of made flesh. I’M the man that’s going to love her, cherish her to the point that she’ll believe in love.

Then again, fuck her choosing. I’m gonna take what I want, and that’s her!

ZAHN:
“Do me a favor.”
Four words to mess up my already messed up world. Although I’m dealing with enough, some side of me never agrees. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought I would be standing face-to-face with her: the Naomi Henson.

Oh, the countless times I wacked off to her growing up. I should be on a cattle drive, yet here I am, training her to ride horses for a role. I don’t doubt my friend asked for this ‘favor’ knowing I wouldn’t pass up the chance of possibly teaching Naomi how to ride a beast of my own. It’s Austin’s way of forcing me stick around, to deal with people that are more like lingering crap on the bottom of my boots.

Yeah, it’s time I dealt with my past … and hopefully, I’ll get a sweet piece of Naomi as my reward.

NAOMI:
Washed up.Has been.Past her prime.
All the phrases that have been used to describe me and my acting career. I guess you can add reformed crackhead and whore to the list, too. No one is to blame. Well, many are, but complaining won’t change the nature of the beast that says that a man in this industry can work till he’s wheeled out, with wrinkles and a shady past.

However, a female actress, no matter how great her talent, has a limited shelf life. The doors age didn’t close, my mistakes being played out in a constant loop will. I faced the hard facts that it’s a man’s world in Hollywood a long time ago. Being 42 years young is a death sentence in the industry.

Yet, here I am. Completely godsmacked at the offer of the role of the century. We’re talking leading lady, Oscar worthy. Then fast forward to– “Can you make it last?”

What the hell am I saying? I’m here to train for my comeback role, not for whiskey and a roll in the hay. Now this good looking, tall, 48-year-old joker that seems to say all the right lines from the raunchiest Native American romance novels is messing me up.

Zahn Ewing needs to get a clue. I’m just faking it in hopes that I make it, again. If he knew, I mean really knew my history, my secret, he would understand why I pop pills just to be able to look at myself in the mirror. He would understand why I, of all people, don’t deserve a second chance at anything … and I definitely don’t deserve the likes of him.

For two years, Kayla worked her fingers to the bone to prove she wasn’t a helpless case. Mistakes in her youth earned her a bad reputation in her small town, but now, she’s made it. A high-price hair and makeup artist on the number-one sitcom
has seemed to cover a multitude of sins. Posed to return home as the local celebrity, her competitive sister decides to upstage her by announcing her engagement to steal her shine.

Refusing to be outdone yet again by her twit of a sister, Kayla knows just what to do. What’s better than one celebrity? How about two?

Dubbed as the “Hottest Gay Man on Television,” Cage Ramsey has every gay man wanting him and every woman wishing on their lucky star that he’ll go straight.

What turned out to be a great idea of his agent to play up the gay angle to get noticed is making him millions and ensuring he goes to sleep with nothing but his blue balls to keep him company. The torture of it all is being so close to the
woman he’s been in love with for the past year, but not being able to tell her.

Then again, Kayla seeing him as nothing but her “Gay Bestie” doesn’t help his case.

Willing to do anything at this moment to get Kayla to see the man behind the act, Cage agrees to go back home with her. However, he didn’t know he was signing up to be in the middle of two vengeful sisters, the town’s mayor’s son determined
to be the one to warm Cage’s bed, a nosy reporter hungry for a story, and Kayla’s shit of an ex trying to get his way back into her pants.