Helena Andrews

Helena Andrews

A graduate of Columbia University, Helena Andrews has written for numerous publications including Glamour, the New York Times, and TheRoot.com. She lives in Washington, D.C., and is working on the film adaptation of Bitch Is the New Black.

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Bitch Is the New Black
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Bitch Is the New Black
  • By: Helena Andrews
  • Narrator: Karen Murray
  • Length: 7 hours 53 minutes
  • Publisher: HarperAudio
  • Publish date: June 01, 2010
  • Language: English
  • (760 ratings)
(760 ratings)
Strong, sassy, always surprising–and titled after a Saturday Night Live “Weekend Update” monologue by Tina Fey–Bitch Is the New Black is a deliciously addictive memoir-in-essays in which Helena Andrews goes from being the... Read more

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