Jim Norton

Jim Norton

Jim Norton is stand-up comedian who is best known for his extremely raunchy brand of humor. He was a regular on both seasons of Comedy Central's Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, played the caustic Rich on HBO's Lucky Louie, and has starred in his own HBO comedy specials. He has also cohosted the AVN awards twice, and performed his stand-up all over the country. He is the author of two books and lives in New York City.

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Happy Endings
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Happy Endings
  • By: Jim Norton
  • Narrator: Jim Norton
  • Length: 5 hours 13 minutes
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio
  • Publish date: January 01, 2007
  • Language: English
  • (1019 ratings)
(1019 ratings)
Jim Norton is a pervert in the truest sense of the word. The physical equivalent of a tall slug, he pays top dollar for massages with happy endings and is fascinated by shitty sitcoms and fat girls. He is also, at times, racially offensive and... Read more

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