Jonathan Stutzman

Jonathan Stutzman

Jonathan Stutzman is an award-winning independent filmmaker and writer of books for children. His short films have screened around the world and on television, and he is a contributing writer to the bestselling collection The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories and the Emmy-winning variety show HitRecord. He is a staunch believer in the power of stories and the deliciousness of donuts. He currently resides in the wilds of Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

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Llama Destroys the World
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Llama Destroys the World
  • By: Jonathan Stutzman
  • Narrator: Bronson Pinchot
  • Length: 20 minutes
  • Publisher: Dreamscape Media
  • Publish date: May 07, 2019
  • Language: English
  • (1921 ratings)
(1921 ratings)
He also loves cake, and that’s where our story begins. On Monday, Llama discovers a pile of cake, which he promptly eats. On Tuesday, Llama squeezes into his dancing pants, which he promptly rips. The force of the rip creates a black hole... Read more
Llama Rocks the Cradle of Chaos
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Llama Rocks the Cradle of Chaos
  • By: Jonathan Stutzman
  • Narrator: George Newbern
  • Length: 11 minutes
  • Publisher: Dreamscape Media
  • Publish date: March 07, 2023
  • Language: English
  • (227 ratings)
(227 ratings)
Llama just ate a doughnut—the most scrumptious, most sprinkled doughnut in existence—and he needs to eat it again. The problem? He can’t. He has already eaten it! The solution? A pair of time-travel pants, of course! But when Llama goes way... Read more
Llama Unleashes the Alpacalypse
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Llama Unleashes the Alpacalypse
  • By: Jonathan Stutzman
  • Narrator: Bronson Pinchot
  • Length: 11 minutes
  • Publisher: Dreamscape Media
  • Publish date: May 05, 2020
  • Language: English
  • (732 ratings)
(732 ratings)
Llama’s back and ready to destroy the world AGAIN…this time with his best camelid, Alpaca! Llama loves cooking…and baking…and, above all, eating. For breakfast, Llama makes one epic spread…as well as a big mess. But... Read more

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The Nobleman’s Guide to Scandal and Shipwrecks Return to the enchanting world of the Montague siblings in the finale to the New York Times bestselling and Stonewall Honor-winning series, featuring a teenage Adrian Montague as he desperately seeks the now adult Monty and Felicity—the older siblings he never knew he had. Adrian Montague has a bright future. The sole heir to his father’s estate, he is an up and coming political writer and ... Read Book
The Lies We Tell The last time Katy saw Jude was on a school trip: Jude was attacked by a stranger, and Katy ran away. Twenty years later, Jude is back, and her reappearance coincides with a series of unsettling incidents: a stranger appears in the downstairs flat, Katy’s house is vandalised, her mother is mugged, and her home ransacked. Jude also seems to know an uncomfortable amount about Katy’s current ... Read Book
Jesus Listens (Narrated by Bill Russell) 2 editions. 2 narrators. 365 days of Bible-based prayers. Choose from one of two narrators, Bill Russell or Nan Gurley, to guide you through daily devotional prayers of peace, joy, and hope. When your days feel overwhelming and your life has you anxious and stressed, you can find peace and hope in Jesus. In this NEW 365-day devotional prayer book from the author of Jesus Calling, you’ll find ... Read Book
Don’t Come Back Adam Fletcher’s life hates him . . . That’s how it feels since he lost his girlfriend of nine years, his confidence, hair, and home.But then he receives an email from a mysterious stranger offering him a free holiday of a lifetime. It’s too good to be true. But then what does he have to lose?So he says yes. And then things gets strange . . . Catapulted through the wilds of South Africa, ... Read Book
A to Z Mysteries Super Edition #3: White House White-Out Z was just the beginning! With A to Z Mysteries® Super Editions, chapter book readers keep on collecting clues and solving mysteries with Dink, Josh, and Ruth Rose. Now with over 8 million copies in print, this classic kid-favorite series is back with a bright new look!   It’s winter in Washington, D.C.! Dink, Josh, and Ruth Rose are visiting the White House in snowy December, when they meet ... Read Book
Alma y como obtuvo su nombre (Alma and How She Got Her Name) What’s in a name? For one little girl, her very long name tells the vibrant story of where she came from–and who she may one day be. Spanish language edition! If you ask her, Alma Sofia Esperanza Jose Pura Candela has way too many names: six! Just think of how hard it is to fit them all on the back of a little photo. How did such a small person wind up with such a large name? Alma turns to ... Read Book
Stampede A gripping and wholly original account of the epic human tragedy that was the great Klondike Gold Rush of 1897-98. One hundred thousand men and women rushed heedlessly north to make their fortunes; very few did, but many thousands of them died in the attempt.In 1897, the United States was mired in the worst economic depression that the country had yet endured. So when all the newspapers announced ... Read Book
Road Song In 1969, Natalie Kusz and her family abandoned the city, packed up the car, and headed to Alaska. They ended up a hundred miles from Fairbanks in a dilapidated house surrounded by 258 acres of spruce, birch and willow-and no road. When the first winter came-with Mr. Kusz working in Prudhoe Bay, money running out, and temperatures 60 below-the Kusz family was living so close to disaster that the ... Read Book
Fortune’s Pawn Devi Morris isn’t your average mercenary. She has plans. Big ones. And a ton of ambition. It’s a combination that’s going to get her killed one day-but not just yet.That is, until she gets a job on a tiny trade ship with a nasty reputation for surprises. The Glorious Fool isn’t misnamed; it likes to get into trouble, so much so that one year of security work under its captain is equal to ... Read Book
Tomes, Scones and Crones At forty-eight, Jacqueline Finch has a nice, easy life with few responsibilities: she’s been a librarian in Chicago for twenty-five years and she’s just coasting along. That is, until the Universe (helped by three old crones) has other ideas.All at once, Jacqueline’s staid (and boring) life is upended, and the next thing she knows, she’s heading off to Button Cove to start a new life as ... Read Book
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