Lisa Lampanelli
Lisa Lampanelli sky-rocketed to comedy fame thanks to her show-stopping performances on the Comedy Central roasts of Jeff Foxworthy, Pamela Anderson, William Shatner, and most recently, Flavor Flav. She is a regular guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and The Howard Stern Show. Her CD/DVD “Dirty Girl” was nominated for a Grammy for Best Comedy Album in 2007. Her first HBO special aired in 2009, and she has also signed with HBO to co-create and star in her own sitcom, produced by Jim Carrey.
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Chocolate, Please
- By: Lisa Lampanelli
- Narrator: Lisa Lampanelli
- Length: 7 hours 48 minutes
- Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio
- Publish date: January 01, 2009
- Language: English
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An inside look at the life of Comedy’s Lovable Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli, as she dishes on everything from relationships, food, and fat to why once you go black, you never go back. In her jaw-droppingly hilarious and politically... Read more
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Dark Victory
Sixteen-year-old Randy Knox has the usual problems of a teenage boy: getting along with his father, dating his sweetheart, and trying not to fail his junior year of high school. But Randy also has other demands on his time, as a sergeant in the NH National Guard, attached to the US Army, and fighting the invading Creepers.But now change has drastically come to his life. The current President of ...
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Bury My Heart at Conference Room B
The stories about Stan Slap are so remarkable that they seem like myths: He brought a room full of top-level Microsoft managers to tears, leaving them cheering “I’m hurting, too!” After a single speech at Patagonia, the company asked him to join its board of directors. One CEO described him as “Stephen Covey meets Nine Inch Nails.” All this from a man who never graduated from business ...
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Downright Dead
After the syndicated TV show Inquiring Minds airs footage of their resident ghost at Holly Grove, a converted antebellum plantation house, it seems as if half the state of Louisiana wants to book a room. There’s only one small problem: the ghost of her not-so-dearly-departed husband Burl has…departed. For the sake of business, Holly’s willing to keep up the pretense of still being haunted. ...
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Naked Economics
In Naked Economics, journalist Charles Wheelan does “the impossible”-he makes economic principles relevant, interesting and fun. Brimming with scores of down-to-earth examples and sprinkled with humorous anecdotes, this comprehensive overview will keep listeners smiling and wide awake. “Gain an understanding of basic economics with little pain and much pleasure.”-Gary Becker, 1992 Nobel ...
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Until Christ Returns
Award-winning author and Bible teacher David Jeremiah says this is no time for his Church to panic, to become distracted, to be confused by prophetic rabbit trails, or to miss priceless opportunities. In fact, these may be the best days to proclaim Christ since the first century. Previously titled Until I Come, this book helps readers listen for, and hear, the master’s voice even in the midst ...
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The Scrambled States of America
At the first annual “states party,” Virginia and Idaho hatch a plan to swap spots so each can see another part of the country. Before the party is over, all the states decide to switch places.
In the beginning, every state is happy in its new location. But soon things start to go wrong. Florida, who switches spots with Minnesota, is freezing in the frosty northern climate, and Minnesota ...
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Sea of Tranquility
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The award-winning, best-selling author of Station Eleven and The Glass Hotel returns with a novel of art, time travel, love, and plague that takes the reader from Vancouver Island in 1912 to a dark colony on the moon five hundred years later, unfurling a story of humanity across centuries and space.
One of the Best Books of the Year: The New York Times, NPR, ...
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The Coming of the Dragon
Rebecca Barnhouse weaves Norse gods, blood feuds, and a terrifying dragon into this spectacular retelling of the end of the Old English poem Beowulf.
When he was a baby, Rune washed up onshore in a boat, along with a sword and a pendant bearing the runes that gave him his nickname. Some people thought he was a sacrifice to the gods and wanted to send him right back to the sea. Luckily for Rune, ...
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Spy Camp
In the second book in the New York Times bestselling Spy School series, top-secret training continues into summer for aspiring spy Ben Ripley–and so does the danger.Ben Ripley is a middle schooler whose school is not exactly average–he’s spent the last year training to be a top-level spy and dodging all sorts of associated danger. So now that summer’s finally here, Ben would like to have ...
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A Different Blue
Blue Echohawk doesn’t know who she is. She doesn’t know her real name or when she was born. Abandoned at two and raised by a drifter, she didn’t attend school until she was ten years old. At nineteen, when most kids her age are attending college or moving on with life, she is just a senior in high school. With no mother, no father, no faith, and no future, Blue Echohawk is a difficult ...
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