Mallory Ortberg

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Texts from Jane Eyre
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Texts from Jane Eyre
  • By: Mallory Ortberg
  • Length: 2 hours 22 minutes
  • Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc
  • Publish date: January 21, 2015
  • Language: English
  • (10936 ratings)
(10936 ratings)
Mallory Ortberg, cocreator of the cult-favorite Web site The Toast, presents this whimsical collection of hysterical text conversations from your favorite literary characters. Everyone knows that if Scarlett O’Hara had an unlimited... Read more

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