Marcy Roznick
Marcy Roznick is the author of If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? She and her husband live in New Jersey with their two sons, who they love even when they won’t shut the fuck up.
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If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?
- By: Marcy Roznick
- Narrator: Bobcat Goldthwait
- Length: 2 minutes
- Publisher: Macmillan Audio
- Publish date: October 25, 2011
- Language: English
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Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up
If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes... Read more
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