Ozzy Osbourne
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I Am Ozzy
- By: Ozzy Osbourne
- Narrator: Frank Skinner
- Length: 2 hours 55 minutes
- Publisher: Hachette Audio
- Publish date: January 25, 2010
- Language: English
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4.07(23961 ratings)
It haunts me, all this crazy stuff. Every day of my life has been an event. I took lethal combinations of booze and drugs for thirty f**king years. I survived a direct hit by a plane, suicidal overdoses, STDs. I’ve been accused of attempted murder. Then I almost died while riding over a bump on a quad bike at f**king two miles per hour.
People ask me how come I’m still alive, and I don’t know what to say. When I was growing up, if you’d have put me up against a wall with the other kids from my street and asked me which one of us was gonna make it to the age of sixty, which one of us would end up with five kids and four grandkids and houses in Buckinghamshire and Beverly Hills, I wouldn’t have put money on me, no f**king way. But here I am: ready to tell my story, in my own words, for the first time.
A lot of it ain’t gonna be pretty. I’ve done some bad things in my time. I’ve always been drawn to the dark side, me. But I ain’t the devil. I’m just John Osbourne: a working-class kid from Aston, who quit his job in the factory and went looking for a good time.”
... Read moreTrust Me, I’m Dr. Ozzy
- By: Ozzy Osbourne
- Narrator: Frank Skinner
- Length: 6 hours 38 minutes
- Publisher: Hachette Audio
- Publish date: October 11, 2011
- Language: English
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3.84(1116 ratings)
In Trust Me, I’m Dr. Ozzy, Ozzy answers reader’s questions with his outrageous wit and surprising wisdom, digging deep into his past to tell the memoir-style survival stories never published before-and offer guidance that no sane human being should follow. Part humor, part memoir, and part bad advice, Trust Me, I’m Dr. Ozzy will include some of the best material from his published columns, answers to celebrities’ medical questions, charts, sidebars, and more.