Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin

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A Phule and His Money
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A Phule and His Money
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 8 hours 12 minutes
  • Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc
  • Publish date: November 28, 2017
  • Language: English
  • (3542 ratings)
(3542 ratings)
Captain Willard Phule has whipped his troops into shape, turning Phule’s Company from the laughingstock of the Legion into . . . a crack team of casino security guards.Now his company is deployed to help an underdeveloped planet. And what... Read more
Another Fine Myth
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Another Fine Myth
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 5 hours 50 minutes
  • Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
  • Publish date: March 30, 2021
  • Language: English
  • (21416 ratings)
(21416 ratings)
New York Times bestselling fantasy author Robert Asprin invites you into his popular “mythtifying” series that magically blends mayhem, wizardry, and mirth. In this frolicking tale, a naive and lazy magician’s apprentice must... Read more
Class Dis-Mythed
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Class Dis-Mythed
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 10 hours 8 minutes
  • Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
  • Publish date: March 30, 2021
  • Language: English
  • (1285 ratings)
(1285 ratings)
After years as a court magician and inter-dimensional hero, Skeeve needed a rest. So he took some time off to study magic and relax. When a few months later several members of the M.Y.T.H. Inc. Team each ask him to train some talented, young... Read more
Hit or Myth
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Hit or Myth
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 4 hours 24 minutes
  • Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
  • Publish date: March 30, 2021
  • Language: English
  • (8944 ratings)
(8944 ratings)
When the king decides to go on vacation, he orders Skeeve, a bumbling apprentice sorcerer, to take his place, marry his homicidal fiancee, and deal with the Mob’s fairy godfather.
Little Myth Marker
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Little Myth Marker
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 4 hours 44 minutes
  • Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
  • Publish date: March 30, 2021
  • Language: English
  • (7374 ratings)
(7374 ratings)
Skeeve, a young magician, and Aahz, his demon teacher, face the prospect of going out of business when their enemies hire the Axe, a top character assassin
M.Y.T.H. Inc. in Action
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M.Y.T.H. Inc. in Action
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 5 hours 46 minutes
  • Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
  • Publish date: March 30, 2021
  • Language: English
  • (6776 ratings)
(6776 ratings)
The young magician, Skeeve, searches for his demon teacher, Aahz, in the intolerable dimensions of Perv, while Guido and Nunzio join the army in an effort to conquer Queen Hemlock.
M.Y.T.H. Inc. Link
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M.Y.T.H. Inc. Link
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 4 hours 40 minutes
  • Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
  • Publish date: March 30, 2021
  • Language: English
  • (6946 ratings)
(6946 ratings)
As the “Myth Adventures” continue, Skeeve is now reluctant president of the corporation of work-for-hire magicians.
Myth Conceptions
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Myth Conceptions
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 5 hours 36 minutes
  • Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
  • Publish date: March 30, 2021
  • Language: English
  • (13802 ratings)
(13802 ratings)
After mistakenly being appointed court magician by a regent who should have known better, apprentice mage Skeeve must defend a kingdom from the mightiest invading army in the world.
Myth Directions
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Myth Directions
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 5 hours 32 minutes
  • Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
  • Publish date: March 30, 2021
  • Language: English
  • (11358 ratings)
(11358 ratings)
The beautiful Tanda wants the Trophy–and it’s up to Skeeve to get it for her. The problem is, getting it will take more than luck. It will take all Skeeve’s unproven magical talents, a scaly but clever Pervect, and a charming demon... Read more
Myth-Alliances
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Myth-Alliances
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 8 hours 40 minutes
  • Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
  • Publish date: March 30, 2021
  • Language: English
  • (2004 ratings)
(2004 ratings)
When the sheepish Wuhses are taken advantage of by the overbearing Pervects, Skeeve teams up with Zol Icty–self-help expert and bestselling author of Imps Are from Imper, Deveels Are from Deva–on a mythion in personal empowerment.
Myth-Chief
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Myth-Chief
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 9 hours 0 minutes
  • Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
  • Publish date: March 30, 2021
  • Language: English
  • (1170 ratings)
(1170 ratings)
Skeeve has decided, at long last, to come out of his self-imposed retirement and get back into the problem-solving biz. He confidently expected to walk in and take his rightful place as the head of M.Y.T.H., Inc. He didn’t expect to have to... Read more
Myth-Gotten Gains
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Myth-Gotten Gains
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 18 hours 59 minutes
  • Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
  • Publish date: March 30, 2021
  • Language: English
  • (1242 ratings)
(1242 ratings)
Aahz discovers that the shabby-looking sword he bought at a flea market in a remote dimension is Ersatz, leader of the Golden Hoard, a fabled collection of powerful magical treasures that can turn any ordinary being into a hero. They go in search... Read more
Myth-ing Persons
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Myth-ing Persons
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 4 hours 50 minutes
  • Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
  • Publish date: March 30, 2021
  • Language: English
  • (8118 ratings)
(8118 ratings)
Myth-ing Persons shares the humorous adventures of the Great Skeeve, a powerful magician, Aahz, his demon partner, and Gleep the dragon in Deva, the crossroads of dimensions.
Myth-ion Improbable
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Myth-ion Improbable
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 6 hours 5 minutes
  • Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
  • Publish date: March 30, 2021
  • Language: English
  • (2940 ratings)
(2940 ratings)
Apprentice magician Skeeve, his scaly mentor, Aahz, and beautiful ex-assassin, Tanda, are back–and this time they’re treasure hunting in a dimension that combines the Wild West with the vampire-cursed hills of Transylvania–where ... Read more
Myth-Nomers and Im-Pervections
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Myth-Nomers and Im-Pervections
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 5 hours 11 minutes
  • Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
  • Publish date: March 30, 2021
  • Language: English
  • (5669 ratings)
(5669 ratings)
Skeeve, head of a group of magik consultants, goes into Perv, one of the most hostile of the known dimensions in the galaxy, to find his cohort, Aahz, not knowing that the weapon he has brought with him, a Djin in a bottle, has only reduced powers... Read more
Myth-Taken Identity
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Myth-Taken Identity
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 9 hours 37 minutes
  • Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
  • Publish date: March 30, 2021
  • Language: English
  • (1999 ratings)
(1999 ratings)
Someone–or something–masquerading as Skeeve the Magnificent is racking up hundreds of thousands of gold pieces of debt. It’s up to Aahz the Pervect (not pervert!) to find the myth-creant and put an end to the shopping spree.
Myth-Told Tales
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Myth-Told Tales
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 7 hours 4 minutes
  • Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
  • Publish date: August 24, 2021
  • Language: English
  • (1639 ratings)
(1639 ratings)
It’s a nightmare when master magician Skeeve and Aahz the Pervect fall into Dreamland … Massha gets married with something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blew … up. Bunny turns to Skeeve for help when an... Read more
No Phule Like an Old Phule
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No Phule Like an Old Phule
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 8 hours 47 minutes
  • Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc
  • Publish date: February 06, 2018
  • Language: English
What’s a millionaire bachelor to do? Join the army-with his butler-of course.Meet Captain Willard Phule and his company of misunderstood misfits. Together, they’ve taken space by storm-and left a tradition of zaniness and laughter in... Read more
Phule Me Twice
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Phule Me Twice
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 8 hours 37 minutes
  • Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc
  • Publish date: December 26, 2017
  • Language: English
  • (3122 ratings)
(3122 ratings)
You can’t mistake just anyone for a Phule.When the planet Zenobia is invaded, Captain Willard Phule is made their military advisor. The first priority for Phule’s Company: staying out from underfoot of the peaceful, dinosaurlike... Read more
Phule’s Company
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Phule’s Company
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 7 hours 9 minutes
  • Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc
  • Publish date: September 20, 2017
  • Language: English
  • (9677 ratings)
(9677 ratings)
After being court-martialed by the Space Legion for ordering the strafing of a treaty-signing ceremony, multimillionaire Willard Phule receives his punishment: He must command the misfit Omega Company on Haskin’s Planet, a mining settlement on... Read more
Phule’s Errand
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Phule’s Errand
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 7 hours 36 minutes
  • Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc
  • Publish date: March 13, 2018
  • Language: English
  • (1261 ratings)
(1261 ratings)
What’s a millionaire bachelor to do? Join the army-with his butler!Captain Willard Phule is the only officer in the Space Legion with his own butler, but Beeker has stuck with him through thick and thin. Which is why Phule simply can’t... Read more
Phule’s Paradise
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Phule’s Paradise
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 7 hours 29 minutes
  • Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc
  • Publish date: October 31, 2017
  • Language: English
  • (5637 ratings)
(5637 ratings)
It was the perfect solution-put highly connected Captain Willard Phule in charge of the worst dregs of the Space Force. Sure, Phule’s Company may be a band of rejects and misfits, but they did manage to save the day with their unorthodox... Read more
Something M.Y.T.H. Inc.
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Something M.Y.T.H. Inc.
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 5 hours 25 minutes
  • Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
  • Publish date: March 30, 2021
  • Language: English
  • (2704 ratings)
(2704 ratings)
Revolution is in the air. The king’s court sorcerer is being eyed with suspicion. Not for dabbling in the black arts … not for consorting with a demon … not for having a dragon as a pet … not even for being mobbed up. But for... Read more
Sweet Myth-Tery of Life
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Sweet Myth-Tery of Life
  • By: Robert Asprin
  • Length: 5 hours 26 minutes
  • Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
  • Publish date: March 30, 2021
  • Language: English
  • (3547 ratings)
(3547 ratings)
When the queen makes him an offer he cannot refuse, master-magician Skeeve must use his powers to devise an escape before wedding bells start to chime, in the latest volume in the popular Myth series.

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The Switch When they first met Lord Jeremy William Radcliffe, Charlie and her twin sister, Elizabeth were escaping from their uncle-taking turns acting the young gentleman to avoid detection. But Charlie couldn’t help falling head over heels-and out of a window-for the handsome lord. Of course, that was only the beginning; Lord Radcliffe insisted on showing “him” and her lovely sister to London. But ... Read Book
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The 5 Essential Principles of Think and Grow Rich Drawn from the modern-day classic, Think Grow Rich, this new edition dives deeper into the five core secrets that have shown the greatest success. With these five lessons, you have the power to change your life and set you upon the path of learning and self-development. Originally published in 1937, Napoleon Hill draws on stories from Andrew Carnegie, Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, and more than 500 ... Read Book
The Millionaires Two brothers who are desperately chasing success get more than they bargained for in this suspenseful cat-and-mouse thriller of wealth, crime, and social climbing. Two brothers. Three secret service agents. And millions for the taking. Charlie and Oliver Caruso are brothers who work at Greene and Greene, a private bank so exclusive there’s a $2 million minimum to be a client. But when the door ... Read Book
The Problem of Pain For centuries, Christians have been tormented by one question above all: “If God is good and all-powerful, why does he allow his creatures to suffer pain?” Is there justice or wisdom to be won by suffering, or some reward beyond understanding? And what of the suffering of animals, which neither deserve pain nor can be improved by it? Is the quantity and variety of suffering in the world ... Read Book
Drums of Autumn Diana Gabaldon’s fans will be delighted to find Jamie and Claire as spirited and endearing as ever in this fourth installment of this magnificent saga. Romance, history, and time travel blend once again as the couple builds a new life together in the wilderness of pre-Revolutionary America. Twice Claire has used an ancient stone circle to travel back to the 18th century. The first time she ... Read Book
The Alexandria Link Cotton Malone retired from the high-risk world of elite operatives for the U.S. Justice Department to lead the low-key life of a rare-book dealer. But his quiet existence is shattered when he receives an anonymous e-mail: “You have something I want. You’ re the only person on earth who knows where to find it. Go get it. You have 72 hours. If I don’t hear from you, you will be ... Read Book
From Pieces to Weight In the New York Times bestseller From Pieces to Weight, rap mogul 50 Cent, a.k.a. Curtis Jackson, lifts the veil on his complicated life, from the murder of his mother when he was twelve, to hustling on the streets; from the assassination attempt that nearly finished him to his meteoric rise to the top of hip hop royalty.This violent and introspective memoir reveals not only 50 Cent’s story but ... Read Book
Long Lost Magic He defied a goddess to bring her back.After searching twenty years for the magical means to revive the love of his life from stasis, Alastair resorts to forbidden magic. But the hard-edged stranger he’s brought back bears no resemblance to the woman he once knew.The price was the loss of her soul.Rorie wakes to find the world has moved on in the years she’s been asleep. Nothing is familiar, ... Read Book
Spindle’s End “We will keep her safe.”All the creatures of the forest and field and riverbank knew the infant was special. She was the princess, spirited away from the evil fairy Pernicia on her name-day. But the curse was cast: Rosie was fated to prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and fall into a poisoned sleep-a slumber from which no one would be able to rouse her . . . Read Book
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