Smartypants Romance
All Books By Smartypants Romance
Code of Conduct
- By: Smartypants Romance
- Length: 10 hours 14 minutes
- Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc
- Publish date: June 10, 2020
- Language: English
There are three things you need to know about Shane P.I.
1) P.I. is not her last name, it’s her job title, 2) Her specialty is catching cheaters, and 3) She’s a superhuman-kind of.
Gabriel is a security expert for Cipher Security, and a former UN Peacekeeper with a fierce protective streak that finds its focus on the beautiful P.I.
Their attraction is like an elephant in a room full of breakable things, and figuring out how to trust each other with their hearts, and maybe their lives, is the most fragile thing of all.
Contains mature themes.
Cutie and the Beast
- By: Smartypants Romance
- Length: 8 hours 34 minutes
- Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc
- Publish date: April 13, 2021
- Language: English
Living with her mother seemed like a good idea at the time. But Elliott Donovan’s living arrangements are not working for her anymore. Desperate to get back on her financial feet after a divorce and out from under her mother’s thumb, Elliott takes a job in the child care center at Weight Expectations, a local gym.
It has everything she needs-family friendly hours, more pay than she expected, and a super cute trainer who just happens to have part of his house for rent.
Abel DiSoto was living the good life until his wife walked out taking half of the family income with her. The blow to his ego was bad enough, but after a fire at the gym scattered Abel’s clients, and consequently his commissions, he’s stuck figuring out how to make ends meet, too. Renting out the master suite of his house to his new coworker seems like an easy solution. They’re both mature adults, they both have eight-year-old daughters, and their work schedules coordinate so they can lend each other a helping hand to ease the burden of single parenthood.
The only downside? Living like a blended family when you’re not actually a family can present some challenges.
Contains mature themes.
Give Love a Chai
- By: Smartypants Romance
- Narrator: Kelsey Navarro
- Length: 10 hours 20 minutes
- Publisher: Dreamscape Media
- Publish date: April 15, 2021
- Language: English
Tia Wang’s Wedding Planning To-Do List: 1. Find a dress her perfectionist, future mother-in-law approves of 2. Keep her cool over fortune cookies 3. Divorce her not-so-ex husband, Andrew Parker When she fell in love and married her childhood best friend on a whim in Vegas, Tia innocently thought love conquered all. Turns out, that was a crushing lie. Her world shattered as she and Andrew were torn apart by secrets and mistakes. Ten years later, Tia has left the pain behind and carved out a new life with Mr. Perfect. The only thing standing between her and happily ever after? A divorce from Andrew. It should have been easy for Andrew to sign his name on the dotted line. Aloof, prickly, and always in control, Andrew has done everything to escape his past. But seeing Tia on his front steps after all these years? He can’t help wondering what could have been. Andrew never stopped thinking about Tia, and if he has to hold those divorce papers hostage to get his second chance, he will. Feelings resurface, stronger and more complex than ever. But Tia and Andrew have more than Mr. Perfect between them. Can they overcome their past and a new threat to find the courage to forge a future together? Give Love a Chai is a full-length contemporary romance and can be read as a standalone. Book #2 in the Common Threads series, Seduction in the City World, Penny Reid Book Universe.
... Read moreKey Change
- By: Smartypants Romance
- Narrator: Samantha Brentmoor
- Length: 10 hours 45 minutes
- Publisher: Dreamscape Media
- Publish date: October 12, 2021
- Language: English
Before Hannah was a 9-5 working, dinner making, homebody, she was Ashton James: a paparazzi-stalked pop star with more enemies than friends. These days she has one priority: keeping her sister safe and away from the public eye. Hannah was doing a great job, until the pesky little brother of an ex-fling discovers where she is, and wants her help launching his career. Now she has to trust Johnny–whom she betrayed in more ways than one–to protect her whereabouts. Johnny may have an infuriating moral compass and the timing of a storybook hero, but is he immune to the temptation of revenge? Johnny’s focus has always been his music business, and a bad influence like Hannah is the last thing he needs at work, or around his brother. But some things are too powerful to be stopped. For someone like Hannah, second chances–in life and in true love–don’t exist. She didn’t think so, at least. Johnny is about to prove her wrong, and being wrong has never felt so right. ‘Key Change’ is a full-length contemporary romance and can be read as a standalone. Book #3 in the Common Threads series, Seduction in the City World, Penny Reid Book Universe.
... Read moreLost Track
- By: Smartypants Romance
- Narrator: Samantha Brentmoor
- Length: 9 hours 36 minutes
- Publisher: Dreamscape Media
- Publish date: October 06, 2022
- Language: English
Sabine Debois likes her wine pink and her life predictable. As a private tutor for the rich and famous, she doesn’t get starstruck. But when a tattooed espresso fiend saves her from death by sweater, she’s a little bit…grateful. That’s all. Just grateful. Sunshine Capone just had the best album of his career, and then his girlfriend burned down his house. Well, his ex-girlfriend now. So he moved to Chicago to focus on his music and avoid the drama of relationships. He should not be creating any excuses to hang out with the sweet teacher with the hazel eyes and bright smile. She doesn’t need his kind of confusion in her life. But Sabine’s about to teach this superstar a thing or two about peace, love, and understanding.
... Read moreMad About Ewe
- By: Smartypants Romance
- Narrator: Tieran Wilder
- Length: 8 hours 33 minutes
- Publisher: Dreamscape Media
- Publish date: April 15, 2021
- Language: English
Dawn Botstein is doing just fine after her divorce, thank you very much. She’s got her yarn store to run, her house to herself for the first time in her life, and no use for men anymore. That is, she didn’t until the hottie silver fox who walks into her store turns out to be her old high-school crush–the guy who rejected her thirty years ago. No way is she going to lose her head over him this time, no matter how well he wears that salt-and-pepper lumberjack beard. Okay, so he’s the opposite of her ex in every way, and his attention gives her a thrill she thought she’d never feel again. But she’s not risking her heart again. Mike Pilota is having a midlife crisis. But instead of buying a red sports car he can’t afford and dressing like a twenty-five-year-old who’s time-traveled from the 1990s, he quit his job after his second divorce to move closer to his recently widowed mother. He didn’t expect to run into Dawn again, but as soon as he lays eyes on her he’s utterly smitten. So he sets out to make up for past mistakes and prove he can be the kind of man she deserves. A full-length contemporary romance, Mad About Ewe can be listened to as a standalone novel, but it is also the first book in the Common Threads series, set in the Seduction in the City World and the Penny Reid Book Universe.
... Read moreNot Since Ewe
- By: Smartypants Romance
- Narrator: Tieran Wilder
- Length: 9 hours 57 minutes
- Publisher: Dreamscape Media
- Publish date: October 06, 2022
- Language: English
Tess McGregor doesn’t need anyone. So what if she doesn’t have any close friends or family anymore? Her successful consulting business keeps her so busy she barely has time to be lonely. She’s got her life organized exactly the way she wants it–until the daughter she gave up for adoption thirty years ago tracks her down. Tess doesn’t know anything about being a mother, but now that she’s met Erin, she’ll do anything to stay in her life–even if it means facing the life-ruining jerk who got Tess pregnant in high school and broke her heart. Donal Larkin would do anything for a second chance. He’s divorced, his kids hardly talk to him, and he works so much he barely has time to eat. But when he’s united with the daughter he never had a chance to know, he vows to make up for past mistakes. Step one is proving to Tess he’s not the same unreliable kid she knew thirty years ago. And maybe, if he’s lucky, he can win back the heart of the girl he never got over…
... Read moreSticking to the Script
- By: Smartypants Romance
- Length: 10 hours 23 minutes
- Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc
- Publish date: July 28, 2020
- Language: English
Steven Thompson had a bad year. A string of mean, kinky (the alarming kind, not the good kind), and crazy dating debacles combined with a boss who appears to be experiencing male-prenatal-psychosis means Steven’s stress levels are high. They’re so high, he’s decided to quit dating and focus instead solely on his job.
Until he meets Dr. Ken Miles.
Doctor Ken Miles is having a fantastic year. His hard work is paying off in a big way . . . professionally. But his social life? Not so much.
Until he meets Steven Thompson.
Steven isn’t so sure about Dr. Miles, but Ken is one hundred percent certain about Mr. Thompson. And even though both men know full well that the key to getting what you want out of life is hard work, they can’t seem to make them-together-work.
Will they ever get on the same page? Or just keep sticking to the same old script?
Contains mature themes.
Upsy Daisy
- By: Smartypants Romance
- Length: 13 hours 27 minutes
- Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc
- Publish date: June 29, 2021
- Language: English
College, cookies, capers, Oh my!
Daisy Payton has everything. Exceptional grades. Impeccable clothes. Model family.
But perfection comes at a high cost, and Daisy is wilting. Determined to use college as her chance to bloom anew, she’s focused on only one thing, leaving the Payton name behind and forging her own path-even if she has to tell the teeniest of fibs to do it.
Trevor Boone has nothing. Abandoned as a child. Raised by distant relatives. Constantly reminded he’s a burden.
Trevor’s lived at the edges of opulence for years, having all he’s ever desired dangled just out of reach. But his ambition is finally about to pay off and nothing will distract him from his goal-finishing college top of his class and starting life, on his own terms.
When Daisy and Trevor meet it’s clear from the start that they’ll tempt each other to distraction, can they learn to put their ambitions aside and fall or will they lose it all?
Contains mature themes.
Weight Expectations
- By: Smartypants Romance
- Length: 9 hours 51 minutes
- Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc
- Publish date: June 23, 2020
- Language: English
Rian Thompson thought she joined the gym to get healthy. Little did she know she was about to add hundred and ninety pounds of swoonworthy abdominal muscles and arrogance to her life.
Every day in Rians’s life follows a predictable pattern, and she wouldn’t have it any other way. She’s got a nice job, a nice place to live, and a nice family-even if they are a little wedding-zilla-ish at the moment.
She doesn’t need anything spectacular to be happy. She just needs to get healthy-mentally, physically . . . and maybe spiritually if that happens. But she’ll settle for two out of three until her sister finally gets hitched.
Carlos Davies thought his life was perfect. Little did he know it was about to be turned upside down by a woman who is not his type.
In Carlos’s mind, his life is damn near perfect. He’s got a great job, a great place to live, and a great stash of pick up lines that always work. It has occurred to him that maybe no one actually takes him all that seriously. But with these bulging biceps and thick, dark hair, does that even matter since he’s never sleeping alone?
Welcome to Weight Expectations, where great-and unexpected-things happen.
Contains mature themes.
Weights of Wrath
- By: Smartypants Romance
- Length: 7 hours 41 minutes
- Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc
- Publish date: June 22, 2021
- Language: English
Rosalind Palmer was blessed with the perfect stage name. Or so she’s been told. There are just a few problems with it: 1) Her family doesn’t know she’s a stripper. 2) She’d like to keep it that way. 3) She got over the nickname somewhere around seventh grade.
Unfortunately-because she likes her job and she really likes her independence-her unexpected pregnancy means Rosalind’s days on a pole are numbered. Even so, she’s determined to make this co-parenting thing work.
Joey Marshall never thought much about having kids until he got the text announcing his impending fatherhood. Now it’s all he can think about. But there are a few concerns: 1) He doesn’t know anything about babies. 2) Adulting usually leads to disaster. 3) It’s his best friend’s cousin he knocked up.
First things first, making sure his baby’s mama is in this for the long haul. Because now he’s got baby on the brain, he can’t wait to make this co-parenting thing into so much more.
Now all he has to do is convince Rosalind, which shouldn’t be too hard . . . right?
Contains mature themes.