Tom Holt
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An Orc on the Wild Side
- By: Tom Holt
- Narrator: Ray Sawyer
- Length: 13 hours 52 minutes
- Publisher: Hachette Audio
- Publish date: September 10, 2019
- Language: English
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3.62(507 ratings)
The doughnut is a thing of beauty.
A circle of fried doughy perfection.
A source of comfort in trying times, perhaps.
For Theo Bernstein, however, it is far, far more.
Things have been going pretty badly for Theo Bernstein. An unfortunate accident at work has lost him his job (and his work involved a Very Very Large Hadron Collider, so he’s unlikely to get it back). His wife has left him. And he doesn’t have any money.
Before Theo has time to fully appreciate the pointlessness of his own miserable existence, news arrives that his good friend Professor Pieter van Goyen, renowned physicist and Nobel laureate, has died.
By leaving the apparently worthless contents of his safety deposit to Theo, however, the professor has set him on a quest of epic proportions. A journey that will rewrite the laws of physics. A battle to save humanity itself.
This is the tale of a man who had nothing and gave it all up to find his destiny — and a doughnut.
... Read moreThe Good, The Bad and The Smug
- By: Tom Holt
- Narrator: Tom Holt
- Length: 12 hours 59 minutes
- Publisher: Hachette Audio
- Publish date: July 28, 2015
- Language: English
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3.73(741 ratings)
A new novel from a master of comic fantasy, Tom Holt.
Same as the Old Evil, but with better PR.
Mordak isn’t bad, as far as goblin kings go, but when someone, or something, starts pumping gold into the human kingdoms it puts his rule into serious jeopardy. Suddenly he’s locked in an arms race with a species whose arms he once considered merely part of a calorie-controlled diet.
Helped by an elf with a background in journalism and a masters degree in being really pleased with herself, Mordak sets out to discover what on earth (if indeed, that’s where he is) is going on. He knows that the truth is out there. If only he could remember where he put it.
... Read moreThe Management Style of the Supreme Beings
- By: Tom Holt
- Narrator: Tom Holt
- Length: 13 hours 26 minutes
- Publisher: Hachette Audio
- Publish date: June 20, 2017
- Language: English
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3.91(730 ratings)
When the Supreme Being and his son decide that being supreme isn’t for them any more, it’s inevitable that things get a bit of a shake-up.
It soon becomes apparent that our new owners, the Venturi brothers, have a very different perspective on all sorts of things. Take Good and Evil, for example. For them, it’s an outdated concept that never worked particularly well in the first place.
Unfortunately, the sudden disappearance of right and wrong, while welcomed by some, raises certain concerns amongst those still attached to the previous team’s management style.
In particular, there’s one of the old gods who didn’t move out with the others. A reclusive chap, he lives somewhere up north, and only a handful even believe in him.
But he’s watching. And he really does need to know if you’ve been naughty or nice.
... Read moreWhen It’s A Jar
- By: Tom Holt
- Narrator: Tom Holt
- Length: 14 hours 6 minutes
- Publisher: Hachette Audio
- Publish date: December 17, 2013
- Language: English
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3.72(1092 ratings)
Maurice has just killed a dragon with a bread knife. And had his destiny foretold. . . and had his true love spirited away. That’s precisely the sort of stuff that’d bring out the latent heroism in anyone. Unfortunately, Maurice is pretty sure he hasn’t got any latent heroism.
Meanwhile, a man wakes up in a jar in a different kind of pickle (figuratively speaking). He can’t get out, of course, but neither can he remember his name, or what gravity is, or what those things on the ends of his legs are called. . . and every time he starts working it all out, someone makes him forget again. Forget everything.
Only one thing might help him. The answer to the most baffling question of all. . .
When is a door not a door?
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