Barry Pain

Barry Pain

Barry Eric Odell Pain (1864–1928) was an English journalist, poet, humorist, and writer. Born in Cambridge, he was educated at Sedbergh School, and Corpus Christi College, Cambridge. He was a prominent contributor to The Granta magazine and is chiefly known as a writer of parody and lightly humorous stories.

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Eliza
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Eliza
  • By: Barry Pain
  • Narrator: Graham Scott
  • Length: 2 hours 30 minutes
  • Publisher: Blackstone Publishing
  • Publish date: January 01, 2023
  • Language: English
  • (41 ratings)
(41 ratings)
A pompous and pooterish city clerk with social pretensions relates anecdotes of suburban life in Edwardian England, as he and his patient and long-suffering wife, Eliza, deal with various crises and contretemps—including the vexed question of... Read more

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