Celia Rivenbark
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Belle Weather
- By: Celia Rivenbark
- Narrator: Celia Rivenbark
- Length: 4 hours 49 minutes
- Publisher: Macmillan Audio
- Publish date: August 19, 2008
- Language: English
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3.82(2542 ratings)
No matter what side of the Mason-Dixon line you live on, you will find Celia Rivenbark’s hilarious observations about Southern living as easy as a tall drink of sweet tea on a hundred degree day. In this latest collection of laugh-out-loud essays, you’ll experience:
*The joys of Remodeling Tara
*Harry Potter Bitch-slaps Nancy Drew
*Britney’s To Do List: Pick Okra, Cover That Thang Up
*How Rugby-playing Lesbians Torpedoed Beach Day
*Why French Women Suck at Competitive Eating
*The Truth About Nature Deficit Disorder
*The difference between cockroaches and water bugs
*The beauty of Bedazzlers
*And much, much more!
We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier
- By: Celia Rivenbark
- Length: 6 hours 27 minutes
- Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc.
- Publish date: July 11, 2008
- Language: English
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3.71(4573 ratings)
Celia Rivenbark’s hilarious observations of life below the Mason-Dixon Line have made her a Southeast Booksellers Association best-selling author. In this collection of essays she shows how to be a true Southerner. For starters, don’t forget that Chuck E. Cheese’s is a place where a kid can be a kid- while mommie gets hammered on watered-down Bud Light. And never marry your cousin-unless he’s got cable. “Rivenbark is a hoot, and her book will be best enjoyed while listening to the Allman Brothers Band .”-Publishers Weekly
... Read moreYou Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning
- By: Celia Rivenbark
- Narrator: Celia Rivenbark
- Length: 3 hours 55 minutes
- Publisher: Macmillan Audio
- Publish date: September 01, 2009
- Language: English
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3.72(2582 ratings)
From the author of the bestselling classics We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you’ll shoot co’cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:
* Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
* How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
* Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
* Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
* Get yer Wassail on: It’s carolin’ time
* Airlines serving up one hot mess
* Action figure Jesus
* Why Clay Aiken ain’t marrying your glandular daughter
* And much more!
You Can’t Drink All Day if You Don’t Start in the Mornin’ is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
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