Kelly Bandas

Kelly Bandas

Kelly Bandas is a writer and comedian best known for her popular Instagram and TikTok videos satirizing everything from millennial motherhood to social media culture. Her work can be found literally anywhere you have an internet signal (if your internet isn’t working, try turning off the wifi and then turning it back on again . . . or honestly, it could be your router.) Whether she’s hosting her not-at-all dorky Outlander support group or speaking up about things that really matter, Kelly’s mission is to always empower and lift up other women through community, inclusivity, and laughter.


 

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Rookie Mistakes
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Rookie Mistakes
  • By: Kelly Bandas
  • Length: 5 hours 26 minutes
  • Publisher: Thomas Nelson
  • Publish date: July 19, 2022
  • Language: English
  • (116 ratings)
(116 ratings)
Read by the author. In her highly anticipated nonfiction debut, comedian Kelly Bandas uses her trademark humor to recount stories of growing up and becoming a semifunctional adult in a dysfunctional world. Raised in a devoutly Catholic home, Kelly... Read more

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Bare Ass in Love The woman’s killing me. I’m not the kind of man who would normally consider blurring the lines between landlord and tenant or boss and employee, but Summer is a walking temptation–neurotic and obsessive when it comes to work, sure, but a damn cute temptation nevertheless. She’s been a good tenant and an even better worker–plus she doesn’t simper or throw herself at me like a lot of ... Read Book
Dispositionalism in Musculoskeletal Care “The experts in pain are the patients.”Chiropractor, lecturer, expert federal chiropractic examiner, and supervising clinician, Michael Vianin (MSc, DC), is committed to ensuring clinicians and other healthcare professionals involved in the management of musculoskeletal disorders and pain syndromes have access to practical tools allowing them to apply a dispositionalism model of ... Read Book
Jesus Calling Bible Storybook Nothing in heaven or on earth can stop Me from loving you. Jesus is calling out to our hearts, and you can hear His voice in every story in the Bible. These carefully selected stories are paired with new children’s devotions from Sarah Young and will help young hearts understand God’s grand plan to send His Son, Jesus, to save His children and prepare a place for us in heaven. ... Read Book
Undying Stars When Kora Williams wakes up inside the dark alien warship called Silence, fate has spun completely out of her control.She doesn’t understand why she was abducted by a vicious, depraved Kordolian, and she can’t believe she was rescued by an even more dangerous one. A big, armor-clad brute of a warrior, who lifted her into his arms far too easily, as if she weighed next to nothing.She should be ... Read Book
Out of Time Newly promoted Marshal Devlin must stop a ruthless conspiracy that stretches across the globe–and even across the decades into the future. Critical components of the Large Hadron Collider, the world’s most powerful supercollider and largest machine ever built, have been stolen, and Delta Devlin is brought in by Interpol to investigate. At the same time, a dead body appears washed up on the ... Read Book
The Pearl “There it lay, the great pearl, perfect as the moon.”   Like his father and grandfather before him, Kino is a poor diver, gathering pearls from the gulf beds that once brought great wealth to the Kings of Spain and now provide Kino, Juana, and their infant son with meager subsistence. Then, on a day like any other, Kino emerges from the sea with a pearl as large as a sea gull’s egg, as ... Read Book
The New Chardonnay “The inside scoop on how marijuana landed on Main Street . . . and why it’s coming soon to a city near you.”—Katie Couric From gleaming dispensaries stocked with elegantly wrapped edibles to the array of CBD lotions and oils for sale at your local drugstore to tastemaker Martha Stewart cooking up marijuana munchies on prime-time television, one thing is clear: Pot has fully shed its ... Read Book
Robert B. Parker’s Stone’s Throw Paradise is rocked by the mayor’s untimely death in the latest novel starring police chief Jesse Stone. The town of Paradise receives a tragic shock when the mayor is discovered dead, his body lying in a shallow grave on a property on the lake. It’s ostensibly suicide, but Jesse’s has his doubts . . . especially because the piece of land where the man was found is the subject of a ... Read Book
The Show Girl Nicola Harrison’s The Show Girl gives a glimpse of the glamorous world of the Ziegfeld Follies, through the eyes of a young midwestern woman who comes to New York City to find her destiny as a Ziegfeld Follies star. It’s 1927 when Olive McCormick moves from Minneapolis to New York City determined to become a star in the Ziegfeld Follies. Extremely talented as a singer and dancer, it takes ... Read Book
Lane “So I thought I might take up para-gliding. You know, buy one on eBay and just jump off the cliff one morning.” Emily Willows is middle-aged, widowed, wealthy, and bored. When she makes those flippant remarks to her son over coffee one Friday, she has no inkling that within a few hours she will be facing the most terrifying situation of her life. Nor could she have guessed that she will be ... Read Book
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