Sarah Mlynowski
All Books By Sarah Mlynowski
Bras & Broomsticks
- By: Sarah Mlynowski
- Narrator: Ariadne Meyers
- Length: 8 hours 10 minutes
- Publisher: Penguin Random House Audio Publishing Group
- Publish date: January 01, 2005
- Language: English
Everyone needs a little magic. Especially 14-year-old Rachel. Not only did her younger sister, Miri, inherit her mother’s ample bosom (so not fair), it turns out that her little sis is also a witch! Of course, there’s a chance that Rachel is a witch too–maybe her powers just haven’t kicked in yet. If only they would . . . in the meantime she’s got to suffer being a B-lister with a crush on an A-list guy, watch her best friend and social schemer Rosie desert her, and be an unwilling participant in her hapless father’s remarriage to STBSM (soon-to-be-stepmonster). Retch.
Samantha Stevens? Sabrina? Anyone in Salem home? Rachel Weinstein needs your help!
... Read moreDon’t Even Think About It
- By: Sarah Mlynowski
- Narrator: Erin Spencer
- Length: 7 hours 51 minutes
- Publisher: Penguin Random House Audio Publishing Group
- Publish date: January 01, 2014
- Language: English
A smart, sassy contemporary teen novel full of romance, secrets, and ESP from the author of Ten Things We Did (And Probably Shouldn’t Have) and Bras & Broomsticks!
We weren’t always like this. We used to be average New York City high school sophomores. Until our homeroom went for flu shots. We were prepared for some side effects. Maybe a headache. Maybe a sore arm. We definitely didn’t expect to get telepathic powers. But suddenly we could hear what everyone was thinking. Our friends. Our parents. Our crushes. Now we all know that Tess is in love with her best friend, Teddy. That Mackenzie cheated on Cooper. That, um, Nurse Carmichael used to be a stripper.
Since we’ve kept our freakish skill a secret, we can sit next to the class brainiac and ace our tests. We can dump our boyfriends right before they dump us. We know what our friends really think of our jeans, our breath, our new bangs. We always know what’s coming. Some of us will thrive. Some of us will crack. None of us will ever be the same.
So stop obsessing about your ex. We’re always listening.
“Smart and frequently hilarious.”–Publishers Weekly, starred
“A tour-de-force comic narration that will leave you gasping in awe—if you ever catch your breath from laughing.”—E. Lockhart, author of We Were Liars
“Hilarious, moving, and utterly ingenious.”—Robin Wasserman, author of The Book of Blood and Shadow and The Waking Dark
“Sarah Mlynowski does it again with a fresh, fun, and fabulous story . . . Don’t even THINK about passing up this hilarious read!” —Elizabeth Eulberg, author of The Lonely Hearts Club
“Funny, realistic, heartfelt, satiric, and unpredictable.” —Ned Vizzini, New York Times bestselling author of It’s Kind of a Funny Story
A 2015 Tayshas High School Reading List title
2017 Louisiana Young Readers’ Choice Awards Honor Book
2015-2016 Teen Readers’ Choice Stellar Award
Frogs & French Kisses
- By: Sarah Mlynowski
- Narrator: Ariadne Meyers
- Length: 8 hours 13 minutes
- Publisher: Penguin Random House Audio Publishing Group
- Publish date: January 01, 2008
- Language: English
From the New York Times bestselling author of the Whatever After series, the sequel to Bras & Broomsticks and the second book in the hilariously bewitching Magic in Manhattan series!
Rachel has finally come to terms with the outrageously unfair fact that her younger sister, Miri, has inherited magical powers from their mom. But now the whole witchcraft thing is spiraling out of control. Mom is a magicaholic, Miri’s on a Save the World kick, and the one teeny tiny love spell that Rachel begged for has gone embarrassingly, horribly wrong.
Suddenly, the fate of everything is in Rachel’s hands.
Her family.
The world.
Senior prom.
“I loved this book—it’s even funnier than Bras & Broomsticks. More hormones, more action, more magic—more Mlynowski. What else could you want?” —E. Lockhart, author of We Were Liars and Genuine Fraud
“A creative, frolicsome tale . . . Readers will find themselves quickly swept away on the broomstick of Mlynowski’s second installment.” —New York Post
“Just as sweet and funny as its predecessor . . . wonderfully fast-paced and clever.” —Booklist
“Simply charming.” —Publishers Weekly
... Read moreGimme A Call
- By: Sarah Mlynowski
- Narrator: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 7 hours 57 minutes
- Publisher: Penguin Random House Audio Publishing Group
- Publish date: January 01, 2010
- Language: English
“A warm, wonderful (and hilarious!) story about learning to be your own hero.
I h this book like crazy!!!!” —Lauren Myracle, author of Peace, Love and Baby Ducks
Devi’s life isn’t turning out at all like she wanted. She wasted three years going out with Bryan—cute, adorable, break-your-heart Bryan. Devi let her friendships fade, blew off studying, didn’t join any clubs . . . and since Bryan broke up with her right before senior prom, she has nothing left. Not even a working cell phone—she dropped hers in the mall fountain. Now it only calls one number . . . her number. At age fourteen, three years ago!
Once Devi gets over the shock—and convinces her younger self that she isn’t some wacko—she realizes that she’s been given an awesome gift. She can tell herself all the right things to do . . . because she’s already done the wrong ones! If freshman Devi takes her advice, they can hold on to their friends, get into a good—no, incredible—college, be an extracurricular superstar, and most importantly, spare themselves the heartbreak of Bryan! Fourteen-year-old Devi isn’t so sure, though. She likes Bryan. She’s happy. But who better to listen to than your future self . . . right?
I See London, I See France
- By: Sarah Mlynowski
- Narrator: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 9 hours 30 minutes
- Publisher: HarperCollins
- Publish date: July 11, 2017
- Language: English
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3.62(7042 ratings)
“This endlessly fun and hugely entertaining romp through Europe had me laughing out loud and reaching for my passport.” –Jennifer E. Smith, author of Windfall
A POPSUGAR Best Young Adult Novel of 2017!
Nineteen-year-old Sydney has the perfect summer mapped out. She’s spending the next four and a half weeks travelling through Europe with her childhood best friend Leela. Their plans include Eiffel Tower selfies, eating cocco gelato, and making out with tres hot strangers.
Her plans do not include Leela’s cheating ex-boyfriend showing up on the flight to London, falling for the cheating ex-boyfriend’s tres hot friend, monitoring her mother’s spiraling mental health via texts, or feeling like the rope in a friendship tug of war.
In this hilarious and unforgettable adventure, New York Times bestselling author Sarah Mlynowski tells the story of a girl learning to navigate secret romances, thorny relationships, and the London Tube. As Sydney zigzags through Amsterdam, Switzerland, Italy, and France, she must learn when to hold on, when to keep moving, and when to jump into the Riviera…wearing only her polka dot underpants.
... Read moreJust a Boy and a Girl in a Little Canoe
- By: Sarah Mlynowski
- Narrator: Em Eldridge
- Length: 8 hours 22 minutes
- Publisher: HarperTeen
- Publish date: May 19, 2020
- Language: English
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3.13(1426 ratings)
Perfect for fans of 99 Days and Anna and the French Kiss, this unforgettable, sun-drenched summer romance from one of YA’s bestselling and most beloved authors, Sarah Mlynowski, is an irresistible dive into the joys of seizing the day and embracing the unexpected.
Sam’s summer isn’t off to a great start. Her boyfriend, Eli, ditched her for a European backpacking trip, and now she’s a counselor at Camp Blue Springs: the summer camp her eleven-year-old self swore never to return to. Sam expects the next seven weeks to be a total disaster.
That is, until she meets Gavin, the camp’s sailing instructor, who turns her expectations upside down. Gavin may have gotten the job just for his abs. Or that smile. Or the way he fills Sam’s free time with thrilling encounters–swimming under a cascade of stars, whispering secrets over s’mores, embarking on one (very precarious) canoe ride after dark.
It’s absurd. After all, Sam loves Eli. But one totally absurd, completely off-the-wall summer may be just what Sam needs. And maybe, just maybe, it will teach her something about what she really wants.
... Read moreParties & Potions
- By: Sarah Mlynowski
- Narrator: Ariadne Meyers
- Length: 10 hours 7 minutes
- Publisher: Penguin Random House Audio Publishing Group
- Publish date: January 01, 2008
- Language: English
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4.09(4672 ratings)
The fourth and final book in the Magic in Manhattan series, following the bewitchingly funny novels Bras & Broomsticks, Frogs & French Kisses and Spells & Sleeping Bags!
Perfect hair, cute clothes, healthy tans—life’s a breeze when you’re a witch! Even special witchcraft classes Rachel agrees to attend with Miri turn out to be fun. The sisters meet other teen witches just like them—who knew? Everyone’s preparing for a magical party called a Samsorta—a debutante ball for witches. And it wouldn’ t be a ball without warlocks. Cute ones. Like Adam, who wants to slow dance with Rachel, and ski with her in the Rockies—on a school night! Of course, Rachel is madly in love with her boyfriend, Raf. So why can’t she bring herself to tell Adam—funny, charming Adam—that Raf exists?
Rachel knows Raf likes her. Maybe even, gulp, loves her. But Raf doesn’t know her secret. Unlike Adam, Raf doesn’t know who she really is. And she can never tell him. Or can she?
“Just as funny and appealing as the first three. . . . Clever.” —Booklist
“Satisfying . . . a fun, light read.” —Kirkus Reviews
“Especially memorable for the very real depiction of sisters who love and support each other.” —VOYA
Spells & Sleeping Bags
- By: Sarah Mlynowski
- Narrator: Ariadne Meyers
- Length: 8 hours 42 minutes
- Publisher: Penguin Random House Audio Publishing Group
- Publish date: January 01, 2009
- Language: English
The hilariously entertaining third book in the Magic in Manhattan series, following Bras & Broomsticks and Frogs & French Kisses, from the New York Times bestselling author of the Whatever After series!
At long last, Rachel’s powers have arrived and she’s a bona fide get-your-broom-ready witch! And it’s happened just in time. No Manhattan for her this summer—she’s spending her vacation at Camp Wood Lake.
But she’s having some serious issues:
Mosquitoes in the Adirondacks are incredibly thirsty.
Her stepmom keeps sending embarrassing feminine hygiene care packages.
She accidentally zapped away all her clothes.
And there’s a backstabber in her cabin intent on making life miserable.
Good thing Rachel’s a witch.
“Sure to delight” —School Library Journal
“Will be eagerly grabbed by fans of Bras & Broomsticks and Frogs & French Kisses . . . plenty of entertaining mishaps.” —Booklist
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