Susie Essman

Susie Essman

Susie Essman has played the sassy Susie Greene for all seven seasons of the critically acclaimed HBO comedy series Curb Your Enthusiasm.  Her hilarious bouts of withering sarcasm and her uninhibited insults have become her character’s trademark, and her streetwise vernacular is perfectly suited for her life in Manhattan, where she has been a veteran of the world of stand-up comedy for twenty-five years. She divides her time between New York City and upstate New York, where she lives with her husband, four stepchildren, and two dogs.

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What Would Susie Say?
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What Would Susie Say?
  • By: Susie Essman
  • Narrator: Susie Essman
  • Length: 6 hours 23 minutes
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio
  • Publish date: January 01, 2009
  • Language: English
  • (164 ratings)
(164 ratings)
In What Would Susie Say?, Susie Essman sheds the crasser layers to reveal how she went from an anxiety-ridden, struggling stand-up comic to being one of the funniest women on television. Emerging as one of the most successful performers in her... Read more

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