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The Riptide Ultra-Glide audiobook

  • By: Tim Dorsey
  • Narrator: Oliver Wyman
  • Category: Fiction, Humorous
  • Length: 9 hours 20 minutes
  • Publisher: HarperAudio
  • Publish date: January 22, 2013
  • Language: English
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The Riptide Ultra-Glide Audiobook Summary

Lovable serial killer Serge Storms is back and coming to the rescue of a Midwestern couple who aren’t finding Florida quite as charming as he does in Riptide Ultra-Guide, the sixteenth installment in Tim Dorsey’s bestselling series.

When newly unemployed Patrick and Barbara McDougal decide a vacation in Florida is just what they need to put life back on the right track, awful accommodations, a robbery, and a not-so-helpful police department make them rethink their decision to drown their troubles in paradise.

Luckily, charismatic (and crazy!) tour guide Serge Storms and his sidekick, Coleman, are up for another action-packed adventure in this outrageous crime thriller that Tim Dorsey fans won’t soon forget.

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The Riptide Ultra-Glide Audiobook Narrator

Oliver Wyman is the narrator of The Riptide Ultra-Glide audiobook that was written by Tim Dorsey

Tim Dorsey was a reporter and editor for the Tampa Tribune from 1987 to 1999, and is the author of twenty-four novels: Tropic of StupidNaked Came the Florida Man, No Sunscreen for the Dead, Pope of Palm Beach, Clownfish Blues, Coconut Cowboy, Shark Skin Suite, Tiger Shrimp Tango, The Riptide Ultra-Glide, When Elves Attack, Pineapple Grenade, Electric Barracuda, Gator A-Go-Go, Nuclear Jellyfish, Atomic Lobster, Hurricane Punch, The Big Bamboo, Torpedo Juice, Cadillac Beach, The Stingray Shuffle, Triggerfish Twist, Orange Crush, Hammerhead Ranch Motel, and Florida Roadkill. He lives in Florida.

About the Author(s) of The Riptide Ultra-Glide

Tim Dorsey is the author of The Riptide Ultra-Glide

The Riptide Ultra-Glide Full Details

Narrator Oliver Wyman
Length 9 hours 20 minutes
Author Tim Dorsey
Category
Publisher HarperAudio
Release date January 22, 2013
ISBN 9780062239600

Subjects

The publisher of the The Riptide Ultra-Glide is HarperAudio. includes the following subjects: The BISAC Subject Code is Fiction, Humorous

Additional info

The publisher of the The Riptide Ultra-Glide is HarperAudio. The imprint is HarperAudio. It is supplied by HarperAudio. The ISBN-13 is 9780062239600.

Global Availability

This book is only available in the United States.

Goodreads Reviews

Mark

November 03, 2020

The Tim Dorsey, Serge Storms series has lead to some problems in our household...Whenever one of them is a bed stand book, I get a sharp elbow in the side for waking my wife up because I'm giggling throughout his farces...In this one, we have Serge and Coleman running around Florida with the idea of creating a new reality show...They cross paths with a "Wisconsin Nice" couple, recently laid off from their teaching jobs escaping to warmer climes and two drug cartels competing over scam pain/pill markets in Florida and Kentucky...Off-the-Wall great stuff!!!

John

April 20, 2020

Fun enough quick read with gobs of Floridiana and a touch of Wisconsiniana. Bonus points for mentioning the 2011 protests! Lots of plot twists and creative ways of "eliminating" bad guys.

Danielle

August 04, 2022

The Riptide Ultra Glide is a dance Serge made up! Fins Up! 🦈

JulieAnn

May 10, 2019

If you enjoyed the "Dexter" phenomenon (the books or show), Serge A. Storms is right up your alley!

Anthony

August 03, 2022

So much fun. If Chuck Palahniuk and Carl Hiaasen had a love child they would write like Tim Dorsey.

Gloria

February 27, 2013

There’s nothing sane about a novel featuring Serge A. Storms and his sidekick, Coleman. There usually is a plot, but the real show is the madcap escapades and far-out situations described. And no less so are the irreverent observations from Serge’s mouth. Too numerous to mention.As in the former entries in the series, this novel takes place in Florida, giving Serge the opportunity to hold forth on the many locales and highlights of the State. It begins with Serge and Coleman driving down to the Keys, filming what is to be a reality show on a camcorder. And the rest of the book, of course, turns out to be surreal, when a couple of teachers from Wisconsin lose their job and decide to go to the Sunshine State on vacation. Instead they become embroiled in the midst of two gangs fighting for control of drug traffic. It remains for Serge to rescue them.The novels in this series are not particularly easy reading because much of the time Serge’s observations and comments are so outlandish that the reader has to stop and regroup. But, crazy as it sounds, most of the time they make sense. Nevertheless, a Serge A. Storms novel is always enjoyable. And recommended.

Mike

October 31, 2021

Serge and Coleman are filming their own reality series which is, of course, impossible in Florida even if you are not Serge and Coleman. Many a low-life pay the price for their scams and frauds as Serge attempts to cleanse his beloved state. This series is highly recommended especially if you enjoy rollicking, murderous serial killers. Remember to shop your local, independent bookstores. They need your support.

Matthew

January 31, 2022

Having picked up the Serge Storms series at the start of lockdown I soon found myself reading almost a book a day. The silly humour and violent crimes and action make these books fun to read. I especially like how Dorsey always includes fun facts throughout the books, it is clear that he truly loves Florida.

Cj

December 02, 2020

A Serge and Coleman arrive in a contrived Oxy cartel drug war. What could go wrong in Florida on this adventure? Well, Coleman starts to become a major celebrity and has Serge pondering what has happened to the laws governing the universe. Tim Dorsey always find one struggling to stop somewhere in a Serge travel trip.

Roy

February 05, 2019

Dorsey focuses on prescription opioid trafficking between Kentucky and Florida. Serge dispenses his usual justice terminating the bad guys. Coleman becomes a celebrity in the stoner community. Missing are Mahoney and a girlfriend/wife of Serge. Otherwise, another belly buster.

George

April 08, 2020

Another in never ending Serge and Coleman saga. The setting is the Ft Lauderdale area. This time innocent tourists are caught in the middle of drug deals gone bad, jellyfish bites and the usual tourist runarounds. Classic Dorsey. More ingenious ways to kill people..

Art

November 20, 2020

I enjoyed this entry more than some of the others in this series. Admittedly the past couple books felt more like filler episodes; this one I felt got things back in sync.

Barb

November 12, 2020

All involved a couple's nightmare of a vacation!!

Jeffery

June 16, 2020

Funny as ever. Everyone needs a little Serge Storm and trusty stoner sidekick Coleman in their lives.

Angie

March 05, 2019

Always nice to roll with Serge again. I lay down and next thing I know, it's 2 am. A great ride as always.

Alan

April 04, 2020

Good but not his best. Felt a little contrived and incomplete.

Colleen

January 25, 2022

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